[Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland are chasing Dipper Mabel and Quentin Trembley across the top of a train after the three escaped from a crate]
There is .... No escape! [out of breath] I gotta take a knee.
DDurland
Are you ok? Can I get you anything?
Edward Durland you are a diamond in the rough.
Sheriff Blubs do you really want to lock us all up in a government facility somewhere?
I got no choice. Our orders come from the very top.
Wait. Quentin did you ever sign an official resignation?
No sir. I ate a salamander and jumped out the window.
Wait. Wait. Stop everything. I’ve got something to say.
Just wait! Look! You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest, "Oh. I can never tell a lie, I’m Gideon."
He’s more honest than you.
DDurland
Yeah! And he’s psychic too.
How’s this for psychic? BAM! [kicks a metal stab revealing a control panel inside] Take a good look.
Wait a minute? Is that me? [on the monitor] The secret ingredient to my coffee omelette is coffee.
DDoctor
[on the monitor] I can verify that that birthmark is indeed disgusting.
EEveryone
That’s me! That’s me! That’s me!
That's right; these pins are hidden cameras! And my hearing aid was picking up the feedback! Who's the fraud now?
[Stan crushes the pin which indeed has a hidden camera inside. Everyone throws down their pins]
DDurland
Gideon, we gave you our trust.
MDManly Dan
You lied to us.
Please, I... It's not what it looks like. What are you gonna do with me?
Get him. [sniffs] Get him.
Lil' Gideon, you are under arrest for conspiracy, fraud and breaking our hearts. Durland, the tiny handcuffs.
[Durland handcuffs him] What?! No!
[Stan picks him up and shakes him] Let go of me! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[retrieves Journal Number Two and the deed to the Mystery Shack] I believe this belongs to me.
[gets loaded into a police car] No! No! Watch the hair! You can't do this to me! Y'all are sheep! You need me! I'll be back! You'll hear from my lawyers!
SShandra
There you have it. Local hero Stanford Pines has just exposed Li'l Gideon as a fraud. Anything you have to say to the town, Stanford?
The Mystery Shack is back, baby!
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