[to Rachel about Jesse] When are you going to realize, that he's not into you like I am.
S1 E18Laryngitis
What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot.
I am like Tinker Bell, Finn; I need applause to live.
PPuck
Since I shaved my mohawk, I started seeing things differently. Last week, I joined a black church. And I recently downloaded every song Sammy Davis Junior ever recorded on iTunes; he was a black Jew, you know. And my inspiration.
What do boys taste like?
Usually dip…sometimes, it tastes like burgers. Or my armpits – kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.
Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. His hair's starting to grow back.
I can't believe you narced on us!
My baby hormones are making me moody.
I screwed up by letting Puck get me pregnant. He's an idiot and his mother won't let me eat bacon.
I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.
[to Kurt] So you're pretty much the only guy in this school that I haven't made out with yet, because I thought you were capitol G Gay, but now that you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. So, let me know if you want to tap this.
[when asked why she wasn't singing] There are so many lyrics!
And if things get serious, use protection.
Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
Now I know what it's like to date a baby!
PPuck
I mean, it's just a mohawk, right? I'm still Pucksaurus.
Actually, I don't know if it's the missing mohawk or the whining, but I'm totally not turned on by you right now.
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