JBJacob Ben Israel
The independent polling company in my Dockers has determined that you're the hottest girl in this school.
Ew.
S1 E7Throwdown
Sue told me that if she caught me even talking to one of Mr. Schue's kids, she'd shave my head! And I just can't rock that look. (All the kids laugh) Even Justin Timberlake is growing his 'fro back!
This is a travesty of international proportions. You are jeopardizing my Cheerios' role as goodwill ambassadors and I have a call in to the president.
I have a Spanish quiz in which one of your cheerleaders misspelled her name and answered every question with a drawing of a sombrero.
You can't stand it. You can't stand it to see a woman in power. Your psychosexual derangement would be fascinating Will if it weren't so terrifying!!!
Sue, Will did a little research. According to our test records, most of your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate!
Oh, so what?
And why, only last Friday, at the football game they tried to spell out "Go team," and they spelled out "To game."
Since 1992, 95% of your Cheerios should have flunked Spanish and I, for one, am not gonna be a part of it anymore.
Oh Will we all know about your devotion to that dying language!
Dying language!?!
Let me break this down for you, okay? I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go on to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners. But if they wanna be bankers and lawyers and captains of industry, the most important lesson they could possibly learn is how to do a round off.
S1 E9Wheels
We all know that I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.
[to his dad] I love you more than I love being a star.
Why do we have to go all vanilla on this song? See, what we need is my chocolate thunder.
We don't have time to rearrange the song for you, Mercedes. But don't worry; we'll find something else for you to dip in chocolate.
It's that most of us don't know how to bake. I find recipes confusing.
Let me just change. This sweater is Alexander McQueen.
S1 E10Ballad
[Answering phone] Hello?
Who is it? Who died?
[Heavy breathing on the other side of the phone]
Suzy Pepper?
SSuzy
You knew it was me just by the sound of my breath…that is so romantic.
[Taking phone from Will] Listen here, you little psycho. This is Will's wife, and if I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants won't work, and then I'll go crazy, and I'll kill you! Stop calling.
I can't believe you told your mom; I mean, what if she tells my mom?
No, she won't.
How do you know? Half the school knows, your mom knows; who else do you wanna tell?
She's not gonna tell anyone.
You're wrong; I'm right. I'm smart; you're dumb.
N-no.
No, no, you're wrong; I'm right!
She doesn't talk to other moms!
I'm right
FMr. Fabray
You [points to Finn] Get out of my house.
Daddy – can't we talk about this? Finn is a good guy...he loves me.
FMr. Fabray
You, too.
What? You can't do that; she didn't do anything wrong! Please, Mrs. Fabray…
Don't bother, Finn. If she wanted to do something, she would've done when she found out that I was pregnant.
FMr. Fabray
You knew?
FMrs. Fabray
I – no, she didn't tell me anything.
But you knew. And I needed you. I needed my mom! And you were so scared about what he would do, if he found out that I was pregnant. So you just pushed it aside, like we do with every other bad feeling in this house. If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist...
FMr. Fabray
No, do not turn this on us! You are the disappointment here!
Why? Because I'm not a little girl anymore? Because I made a mistake?
FMr. Fabray
Who are you? I don't recognize you at all.
I'm your daughter who loves you. And I know this must be really hard for you, but I just need my daddy to hold me, and tell me it's gonna be okay.
HMrs. Hudson
Finn, how many times have I told you, you need to make sure you turn these shirts right out –
Mom...Quinn's parents kicked her out. Could she stay here for a couple of days?
HMrs. Hudson
...Yeah, of course. Honey, you can stay here as long as you want.
How do you explain the constant irritation with you. It's because she's a girl.
I think it's the pregnancy hormones or something. They make her kinda nuts.
Kurt: It's enough to give up women all together.
S1 E11Hairography
KKendra
You got the beauty, but I got the brains and the beauty.
Brittany, take it away.
Take what away?
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