PPuck
Listen, if you need any help I'm here for you, always.
Pot O'Gold
Is it true?
No, of course not.
So you're not leaving the New Directions?
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.
At some point you have to grow up and stop being an idiot.
What did you just call me?
You are such a bacon-wrapped bug-eyed hypocrite. It's freaking hilarious how jealous of Blaine you are. Every time he opens his dreamboat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers.
Awesome! More back up for me.
Ok, you know what? I did not just leave one diva-driven glee club to join another, so let me write you a reality check richy bitch - I've seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly.
I, erm…I just - wanted to on the winning team for once?
Then turn down the ‘tude and you will be.
Man, this is trouble.
Big trouble.
Leprechauns aren't real. I realize that now.
RRick "The Stick"
[is holding Rory up against a locker by his shirt] Say U2 is overrated!
Never!
He is magical.
Prom-A-Saurus
[about anti-prom] Ok how is everyone 'welcome' when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay winklevii twins?
Actually Santana, we've invited most of McKinley's underclassmen.
[flashback to Rachel asking Becky to anti-prom]
I wanted to invite you to our anti-prom party.
Who's going?
Me, Kurt...
Boring, who else?
Well, we just came up with the idea.
I'll think about it
[end of flashback]
PPuck
I'm in
But what about your tradition of spiking coach Sylvester's punch bowl? I almost lost my teeth for it last time.
PPuck
It's impossible. Plus it's a bummer always failing--at everything.
Can we just talk about what this really is? Rachel Berry isn't getting her way, so she's punishing the rest of us.
Santana, that's not the case at all.
Stop acting like you're fine and start dealing with your crap. Look, you choked at your big audition. I get it. I'm sorry, but it happens. And I understand that you are pissed off at the universe, but imploding on one of the last nights that we have to spend together because, basically, your just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. So have fun at your "I'm a victim" party, acting like you're not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from hell, because me, I'm going to go to my senior prom with my girlfriend and my friends.
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