“Comeback” quotes from Glee

Sue

[after Sam sang Baby] I gotta get that girl on my Cheerios.

Mike

[stops kissing Tina] Are you playing Angry Birds?

Mercedes

[after seeing the guys walk in looking like Justin Bieber] Sweet Jesus, who bought tickets to crazy town?

Sue

Hey, where's the hate?

Will

Not the point of glee club, Sue.

Santana

Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. But make no mistake. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork.

Santana

Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he can't mess with Sam Evans. And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python.

Santana

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW.

Sam

That's my James Earl Jones impression.

Santana

That is offensive. He shot Martin Luther King.

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you?

Lauren

If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger.

Can I touch your knockers now?

Lauren

Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.

Sue

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.

Sue

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.

Santana

My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.

Brittany

Listen, Rachel. I'm gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsender. When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.