“The Sue Sylvester Shuffle” quotes from Glee

Thoughts?

Sue

I hate you, Diane Sawyer.

(to Finn) We used to be best friends...before I got your girlfriend pregnant and then made out with your other girlfriend.

Quinn

I'm torn.

Santana

Well, I'm not.

Brittany

I'm Brittany.

Kurt

Why hasn't Finn told me anything about this? We live together. I bring him a nice glass of warm milk every night just in hopes that we'll have a little lady chat.

Blaine

Warm milk? Really?

Kurt

It's delicious.

So this is what the ladies lounge looks like on the inside

Sam

This is the choir room. Now put up your hands cause you and I are gonna do some dancing.

Finn

No, I got this, Sam.

So tell me Sue, how are you holding up?

Sue

I'm hanging in there. Thank you.

I know it's painful, but can you take me back to the moment when you knew you had lost what would have been a record seventh consecutive national championship, landing you this interview as "Loser of the Year"?

Sue

I thought this was The 10 Most Fascinating...

That's Barbara Walters. In the voting, you beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, the housing market, Dina Lohan, Wall Street, Tiger Woods, the Dallas Cowboys, Brett Favre's cell phone, nine percent unemployment, and Sparky Lohan who is Dina Lohan's dog, and apparently also a loser. How do you cope with that?

Sue

I've been drinking a lot of bleach.

Do you regret the choice of attempting to fire a student out of a cannon? Other than attracting headlines and launching a national debate on the safety of athletes, was it really worth it?

Sue

Honestly, I was just trying to feel something.