[Jacob and Lauren are watching New Directions perform 'Toxic' during the Homecoming Assembly]
JacobI love Britney Spears!
I wanna be that hat!
JacobTake it off! Yes!
Mr. Schue, let me be your Britney!
Jacob[Moans, jumps up and down] It's so sexy! It's so sexy!
Mr. Schue I want you!
Jacob[Pointing at the stage] Don't stop doing that! Don't stop doing that! Yes! Yes! [Jacob grabs the butt of the person standing in front of him. It turns out to be a guy] Uh-oh. [The guy punches Jacob]
It's a Britney Spears sex riot! [Pulls the fire alarm]
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