Brittany, I've always thought you were super hot and really smart, but what I didn't know was that you were going to end up being my soul mate. Who knows what the future holds for us. Probably tsunamis and horrible sea monsters. But I'm not worried about that because I have you.
BrittanySam, when you first joined the glee club, I didn't notice for a while. It wasn't until you did a Rich Little impression and then told me it was a Rich Little impression and then explained who Rich Little was that I knew you were special. And I can't tell you how excited I am to become your Mayan star-wife.
Thank you for coming to the first annual New Directions' Regionals nominations party.
What's the point, Mr. Schue? Coach Sylvester's one of the judges. She's going to crush us.
Artie, you don't know that.
Yes, we do, she told us at Cheerios practice.
Brittany
Yeah, she said, "I'm going to crush Glee Club".
A whole freaking year. All that hard work for nothing.
[Crying] I'm sorry. I just really love you guys. You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? Two. My parents. Rachel was right. Being a part of something special-it made me special. I just can't believe it's going to be over in a week.
Wait, who says it's going to be over?
Please. You think Puck and Santana are going to even acknowledge my existence once we're not in Glee Club together anymore?
Mr. Schuester? Do you think instead of nominating songs, we can just...all go around the room and talk about things we loved about Glee Club this year? [has tears going down her face]
In Emma's office:
[to Will] So, we have something we need to say to you.
MMatt
In the beginning of this year I was just another football player.
I used to be captain of the Cheerios.
I was afraid to dance outside my room.
I hated everyone in this club.
Brittany
So did I.
I wasn't honest about who I was.
I was tossing guys into dumpsters.
I had never kissed a girl before
And I was getting slushied.
I didn't--I didn't have a father. Someone I could look up to. Model myself after. Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man.
We don't care what the judges say. We won. Because we had you as a teacher.
And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Schue, because you are Glee Club. And you're in all of us now.
Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about.
Brittany
That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs?
Brittany
Wait, isn't this a date? Aren't you were paying. I ordered shrimp! Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Are you crying?
It's just that I'm really happy.
Brittany
Well, I told you last year that if I was single and you were single, we would mingle. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. To win the election.
Y-you think that Great Gazoo kid is a leprechaun?
'Brittany: Yeah, he's from Ireland. He's made of magic. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true?
Yeah, I do. I'm thinking about joining Shelby's new show choir. If I did, would you join me? I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. But I won't join without you.
Brittany
I don't want to known as a quitter. Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? Can't I think about it for like a day?
Yeah, totally. I understand. Just think about it. But in the meantime, I do have one more wish.
Brittany
Mm hm.
I wish you'd hold my hand.
Brittany
[smiles and holds Santana's hand]
[smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]
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