Rachel Berry quotes from Glee

Rachel

So, did you hear about Santana's good news?

Kurt

That she doesn't have a yeast infection?

Rachel

I was so intent on being a Broadway star that I never even learned her name, or any of their names. There was Puck's brother and-and then there was cross-dressing Mercedes and the one with the fat mom and whatever Raider.

Kurt

Ryder.

Sue

Hey! Let's move this thing along, huh? These rotten tomatoes are getting restless.

Rachel

Great.

Sam

You’re going to get back there no matter what. Nothing can stop Rachel Berry.

Rachel

Thanks. You’re very sweet.

Rachel Berry

Well, Jesse St. James. (Jesse hums, smirking pleased) What you're doing here?

Jesse St. James

I'm fromhere, remember? And I'm just in town for a couple of days, my mom's getting a tummy tuck and a little eye-work done, so I thought she could use a little help around the house. The real question is, Rachel Berry, what are you doing here?

Rachel Berry

What... I'm coaching the glee club! Yeah, we're-we're cramming for sectionals right now, so...

Jesse St. James

Well, I heard you were offered a new role in the Russell Simmons' musical opposite one of Broadway's hottest up-and-coming young actors, but that the producers are still waiting to hear back from you.

Rachel Berry

Wait, how do you know that?

Jesse St. James

Because I am the hot up-and-coming young actor you're going to play opposite of.

Rachel Berry

(obviously excited) You're playing Tino?!

Jesse St. James

The Iraqi war vet who was discharged for covering the American embassy with the graffiti that he used to make him a famous Philly street artist and when he comes home, crippled with PTSD, it's only his love of hip-hop that can save his life? (Rachel nods, grinning) Yeah.

Rachel Berry

Thank you for your input. I really appreciate your opinion. I just... I have to make this decision on my own.

Jesse St. James

Fair enough. I know that you'll make the right decision. I just... We make really great music together, Rachel. We always have. Think about it.

Jesse St. James

But you know what? We got bigger fish to fry now, Berry. You, me, the footlights of Broadway. I don't know if you've found an apartment yet to live in New York, but, uh, you can always stay at mine until you find one. No strings attached, of course, he said flitartiously.

Rachel Berry

I turned down the part and I decided to go back to NYADA. I think I was afraid that going back to college would be a step backwards, but I think it's a step in the right direction. (Jesse hums thoughtfully) So... Don't be mad. You're mad.

Jesse St. James

No, I'm not mad. Sad that I won't be spending every night onstage with Rachel Berry, absolutely, but I'm proud of you. You went with your gut. You didn't take the easy road back to Broadway. And you know what I think? NYADA better watch out, cause the Berry is back.

Rachel Berry

(chuckles, stands up and hugs Jesse.) Thank you so much for understanding. And I will be there on your opening night, so you better not screw up, because I'll have an egg in my purse with your name on it.

Jesse St. James

Oh, wow! You're really not gonna let me live that down, are you?

Rachel Berry

No.

Jesse St. James

Well, maybe I can make it up to you because, you know, you're gonna be in New York and I'm gonna be in New York, so we're bound to run in each other.

Rachel Berry

I mean, we're bound to, yeah.

Jesse St. James

I mean, I think it's inevitable.

Rachel Berry

I'd like that.

Jesse St. James

All right, I'm gonna go. I'll see you soon.

Will

Thank you for coming to the first annual New Directions' Regionals nominations party.

Artie

What's the point, Mr. Schue? Coach Sylvester's one of the judges. She's going to crush us.

Will

Artie, you don't know that.

Santana

Yes, we do, she told us at Cheerios practice.

Brittany

Yeah, she said, "I'm going to crush Glee Club".

A whole freaking year. All that hard work for nothing.

Tina

[Crying] I'm sorry. I just really love you guys. You know how many Facebook friends I had before I joined Glee Club? Two. My parents. Rachel was right. Being a part of something special-it made me special. I just can't believe it's going to be over in a week.

Finn

Wait, who says it's going to be over?

Mercedes

Please. You think Puck and Santana are going to even acknowledge my existence once we're not in Glee Club together anymore?

She has a point.

Rachel

Mr. Schuester? Do you think instead of nominating songs, we can just...all go around the room and talk about things we loved about Glee Club this year? [has tears going down her face]

Rachel

Break a leg.

Finn

I love you.

Finn

That was awesome!

Tina

I think we got second place in the bag!

Rachel

Screw that! We're gonna win this!

Rachel

[to Will] So, we have something we need to say to you.

In the beginning of this year I was just another football player.

Tina

I had a stutter.

Mercedes

I was a closeted diva.

Quinn

I used to be captain of the Cheerios.

Mike

I was afraid to dance outside my room.

Santana

I hated everyone in this club.

Brittany

So did I.

Kurt

I wasn't honest about who I was.

I was tossing guys into dumpsters.

Artie

I had never kissed a girl before

Rachel

And I was getting slushied.

Finn

I didn't--I didn't have a father. Someone I could look up to. Model myself after. Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man.

Rachel

We don't care what the judges say. We won. Because we had you as a teacher.

Mercedes

And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Schue, because you are Glee Club. And you're in all of us now.

Will

Nine months ago, there were five of you in here. And we sucked. I mean, we really sucked. Bad. (Laughs). One day, all of you are going to be gone. And all of this, all of us will be nothing but a hazy memory. It will take you a second to remember everyone's name. someone will have to remind you of the songs we sung, the solos you got or didn't get. Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle. And I love you guys too much to let you not make the most of it. Now, I was going to quit once, but you guys brought me back with "Don't Stop Believing." It was a nine, but we are going to make it a ten.

Rachel

We're doing "Don't Stop" at Regionals?

Will

And then some. We are doing a Journey medley. Because who cares what happens when we get there when the getting there has been so much fun? Rachel? You had something you wanted to say?

Rachel

Just that we're all really glad you didn't become an accountant

Santana

[about anti-prom] Ok how is everyone 'welcome' when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay winklevii twins?

Rachel

Actually Santana, we've invited most of McKinley's underclassmen.

Rachel

I wanted to invite you to our anti-prom party.

Becky

Who's going?

Rachel

Me, Kurt...

Becky

Boring, who else?

Rachel

Well, we just came up with the idea.

Becky

I'll think about it

I'm in

Artie

But what about your tradition of spiking coach Sylvester's punch bowl? I almost lost my teeth for it last time.

It's impossible. Plus it's a bummer always failing--at everything.

Santana

Can we just talk about what this really is? Rachel Berry isn't getting her way, so she's punishing the rest of us.

Rachel

Santana, that's not the case at all.

Santana

Stop acting like you're fine and start dealing with your crap. Look, you choked at your big audition. I get it. I'm sorry, but it happens. And I understand that you are pissed off at the universe, but imploding on one of the last nights that we have to spend together because, basically, your just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. So have fun at your "I'm a victim" party, acting like you're not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from hell, because me, I'm going to go to my senior prom with my girlfriend and my friends.