Kurt Hummel quotes from Glee

Kurt

I do not want to get back together with Blaine.

Sue

Listen to you. That’s not the porcelain I know.

Kurt

We should all boycott.

Sue

Oh, no, no, no, Porcelain. No, this is happening. Each team will perform at this invitational. Even if one show choir's co-director is kidnapped and held against his will, causing him to mess the performance.

Rachel

I was so intent on being a Broadway star that I never even learned her name, or any of their names. There was Puck's brother and-and then there was cross-dressing Mercedes and the one with the fat mom and whatever Raider.

Kurt

Ryder.

Kurt

This is a, uh, a creamy pasta dish. And we said if we ever had a celebrity child, this is what we would name it.

Blaine

Fettuccine Alfredo!

Blaine

I think, that he thinks that there’s still something between us. Which there obviously isn’t.

Kurt

Obviously.

Blaine

Anyway, I’ll call you. We’ll figure out what we’re doing. We can do something up-tempo. Or slow. It doesn’t matter, I’m versatile.

Kurt

Rachel, it’s come to our attention that you have some challenges with saying good-bye to your childhood home.

Blaine

Which is forcing you to say good-bye to your childhood and fully accept adulthood. Or at least that’s according to the very nice lady at the Lima mental health clinic.

Rachel

[to Will] So, we have something we need to say to you.

In the beginning of this year I was just another football player.

Tina

I had a stutter.

Mercedes

I was a closeted diva.

Quinn

I used to be captain of the Cheerios.

Mike

I was afraid to dance outside my room.

Santana

I hated everyone in this club.

Brittany

So did I.

Kurt

I wasn't honest about who I was.

I was tossing guys into dumpsters.

Artie

I had never kissed a girl before

Rachel

And I was getting slushied.

Finn

I didn't--I didn't have a father. Someone I could look up to. Model myself after. Someone who could show me what it really meant to be a man.

Rachel

We don't care what the judges say. We won. Because we had you as a teacher.

Mercedes

And Glee Club will never end, Mr. Schue, because you are Glee Club. And you're in all of us now.