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Glee · Season 6, Episode 4

“The Hurt Locker, Part One” quotes from Glee

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“The Hurt Locker, Part One” · Season 6, Episode 4

In this episode: Sue Sylvester (3), Kurt Hummel (2), Will Schuester (1)

[while with Sue Sylvester in her office] I met someone online, his name is Walter.

[looking horrified] Oh, Porcelain. No-no-no-no. You will never come out of this alive. This person is obviously a cannibal. I mean, look at you. You're exceptionally well marbled.'

[continuing] If I was on a desert island with everybody I knew, I would absolutely eat you first. It doesn't even have to be a deserted island. There could be any number of casual dining establishments, and I would still opt to eat you. A mouth-watering delicious corn-fed Porcelain rump roast.

Okay, I'm leaving.

I heard a rumor that you are making retirement plans.

Damn it, Becky. She tweeted it, didn’t she?

I do not want to get back together with Blaine.

Listen to you. That’s not the porcelain I know.

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