Katsura quotes from Gin Tama

Katsura

We could drive them off the entire earth if we had your strength, Gintoki!

Gintoki

Good lord, what the hell are you on?

Katsura

What’ll we do, boss?

Gintoki

Who are you calling ‘boss’?! You’re the worst of them all!

Kagura

Zura, if the boss won’t do it, leave it to me! Be they bad guys or bystanders, I’ll take them out on your orders!

Gintoki

Shut up you! What’s with that TV drama attitude?!

Kagura

Gin-chan, I was playing with this [the bomb] and pressed the switch.

Gintoki

This is a nightmare.

Katsura

It must be.

Gintoki

Zura, I told you to cut your hair. Rip it out.

Katsura

Sensei, I won’t.

Gintoki

Then I’ll just cut if off.

Katsura

I’ll sue your pants off.

Gintoki

All right then, let’s continue.

Katsura

Speaking of which, why were you there?

Gintoki

Speaking of which, who the hell were those guys?

Gintoki

'A person’s life is like carrying a heavy burden while walking a long road.' A long time ago, a guy named Tokugawa Nobuhide said that.

Katsura

What’s with the mixed names? It’s Lord Ieyasu, Lord Ieyasu!

Look, we don’t need guys like you.

Gintoki

[dressed in a space pirate outfit] How rude. We want to be pirates too! Take us with you! Right, Zura?

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura.

Gintoki

We’re mischievous guys who’ve dreamt of becoming pirates ever since we were little. We’re looking for the secret treasure called ‘One Park’. Right, Zura?

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura.

Whatever. Go find it yourselves.

Gintoki

Don’t say that. Look, my hand’s a hook. I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now.

Gintoki

[pointing his bokuto at the guy] At least give us an interview.

Katsura

[pointing his sword at the guy] Look, we even have resumes.

Daraku

You’re Katsura!

Katsura

Wrong! I’m Captain Katsura!

Kagura

Gin-chan, I feel like eating ramen!

Shinpachi

I want sushi, too!

Gintoki

Don’t think you can eat food like that unless it’s your birthday. Geez, you guys are so heavy, dammit.

Katsura

This time, you’re holding on to them as tightly as you can.

Gintoki

Zura... What the hell's that? That's unpleasant!

Katsura

It's not unpleasant; it's Elizabeth.

Gintoki

Maybe it doesn't look bad by itself, but being next to you makes it unpleasant! I mean, it's you who's unpleasant.

Katsura

So, you decided to heed my advice and train Sadaharu?

Gintoki

Don't be stupid! Why would I change my mind just by listening to you?

Kagura

We're gonna take Sadaharu here to TV!

Katsura

TV?

Gintoki

That's why we're training! Not that it would matter to you, anyway-- WAAARGH! [Sadaharu stomps on Gintoki and Shinpachi's groins with its hind feet.]

Kagura

Yeah, great! Hit 'em where it hurts, Sadaharu!

So, Katsura-san, what do you mean with "Space Captain"?

Katsura

Well, it means that I'm a captain from space.

It's such a magnificent piece of art! Looks just like it was painted by a human!

Katsura

[grabbing the announcer by the collar] Please. That comparison is an offense to Elizabeth's talent.

By the way, the winner will get 30,000 points, so give it your best!

Katsura

Hey, Mr. Announcer! Then what was the first part of the competition for?

Well, that was just to make the show more entertaining...

Katsura

There's no need for that kind of thing! I demand you change the rules immediately!

Gintoki

Hey Zura, stop bothering the announcer with your demands. If you got any beef with this, then just go home.