Otae
Shin-chan, can you not let Gin-san's expression bother me?
Shut up! I didn't come here to be mocked! What are you doing here, by the way?
Otae
Aren't we going to the beach?
Don't make me say it again, you dummy. We're on duty here!
Otae
[still in the same tone] Aren't we going to the beach?
[disheartened] I just told you...
Otae
I guess we have no choice. [looks at the street and sees a car approaching in the distance] First of all, put your hands behind your heads.
[Shinpachi, Gintoki, Hasegawa and Sadaharu do as she says. The car keeps running]
Now shrink your bellies.
[They do so. The car continues approaching]
Lean forward to emphasize your chest, as if you were in front of a mirror.
[They do so. The car comes closer. Otae's eyes suddenly shine with a murderous spark]
Now get to work, idiots!!! [spins and kicks Shinpachi in the butt, making him fly towards the street and in the car's path. Shinpachi is hit and flies away. She then kicks Gintoki in the car's path with the same results. She proceeds to kick Hasegawa in the car's path, and he too is hit. She then kicks Sadaharu, but his body cushions the car to a halt. Otae then calmly enters the car, whose driver is shocked.]
All right.
Using force is a good way to hitch a ride!
In a deserted beach, with a monster and three "beach samurai" on it... [sits up] If we can't protect the sea, then who can? When you're feeling down, how do you do to feel better? You can say there's two kinds of things men do to feel better: [takes a smoke from his cigarette. Gintoki and Shinpachi stare, uninterested] One is looking at someone who's feeling worse to make sure he's alright. The other is looking at something much bigger to see his problems are meaningless. I belong to the second kind. [flashback] Whenever I find myself in hard times, I look at the sea to remember how meaningless I am. [another flashback, Hasegawa is pissing from a cliff over the sea as a woman looks on in embarrassment] It was also looking at the sea that I met my wife, Hatsu. Do you understand? The sea is both book and teacher to me. Everybody has a place closer to their hearts. Even if I keep changing jobs, my heart will stay here. Work is just a little something that helps me live through the days. But it's got nothing to do with money. That's what I was born for. Can you guys understand this feeling?
[no response. He turns around and sees everyone else is ignoring him.]
Otae
Yes, I talked to the city officers, and they said they will reward us if we can get rid of the alien.
Hey, are you listening to--
Well then, let's just do that.
Hey miss, you understand my feelings, don't you?
Otae
[unwrapping her obento] Yes, I do.
Ah. Thanks, mis-- [Otae offers him the obento, containing unrecognizable piles of ashes]
Otae
If you feel like, pick one for yourself. I made these fried eggs this morning.
Otae
I'm sure you can't do anything on an empty stomach.
[Hasegawa picks one up and eats it. He turns blue from the taste]
Otae
Don't you want to get the other one?
Eh... Uh... No thanks, I'm full.