Okita quotes from Gin Tama

Okita

He’s gone. What should we do, Oogushi-kun?

Hijikata

Who are you calling Oogushi-kun? I completely forgot about him in three short weeks…

Okita

Well, he’s a forgettable guy.

Okita

He’s an interesting man. I’d like to cross swords with him myself.

Kondo

Don’t bother. He’d kick your ass, Sougou. He’s the kind of guy who’s fighting another battle far away, even as a sword swings at his throat. Fair or unfair, it doesn’t matter to him.

Okita

Hijikata-san, why do we have to go looking for some animal?

Hijikata

I don’t really know, but I hear it’s an order from all the way up top.

Okita

We don’t even know what it looks like, so how are we supposed to find it?

Hijikata

Well, we have to be thorough…[is suddenly wearing a dog collar and leash] what the hell are you doing Sougou?!

Okita

Presenting you to one of the top men.

Hijikata

What kind of shit are you spouting, man?!!

Okita

End your sentences with “woof” if you would.

Hijikata

Fuck you!

Hijikata

Not good. What should we do, Sougou?

Okita

Well, Hijikata-san, if you’d just end your sentences with “woof”, then…

Hijikata

No way!

Hijikata

You bastard, you somehow manage to condescend even while asleep. Hey, wake up, asshole. Why are you napping when we’re supposed to be beefing up security?

Okita

What do you want mom? Today’s Sunday you know. Damnit, you’re really annoying.

Hijikata

It’s TUESDAY, you ass!!

Hijikata

Don’t make light of your work, asshole.

Okita

When have I been making light of my work? The only thing I’ve been making light of is you, Hijikata-san!

Hijikata

Fine, let’s take this outside, bitch!

Kondo

[hits them] What the hell are you retards doing during work? What the fuck? You think this is a goddamn fieldtrip? Get your heads out of your asses!

[hits Kondo] You’re the noisiest of them all, ribbit.

Okita

What was that? We’re putting our lives on the line doing this crappy job.

Hijikata

Weren’t you sleeping?

Okita

I don’t feel much drive since he might be the one involved with the pirates. Right, Hijikata-san?

Hijikata

I’m always driven. [leaning back, smoking]

Okita

Don’t let anyone see you like that, or they’ll all lose their drive. Look, Yamazaki’s even playing badminton. Badminton.

Hijikata

Yamazaki! What the fuck do you think you’re doing?!

Hijikata

What the fuck are you doing?!

Okita

Don’t worry, don’t worry. He won’t die. We just have to protect him, right? This way, we can lure out the enemy and get them. It’s aggressive protection.

Okita

I think it’s only right that bad people like you and I are also in the Shinsengumi.

Hijikata

Ah, it’s so cold tonight. Do me a favor and pile it up over there, Sougou.

Okita

No problem!

[with logs in his mouth] mmmmph!!!

Hijikata

It’s so hot. Why the hell is our uniform so damned thick? Just when everyone else is switching to lighter clothing…And worse, we have to search for someone in this goddamned heat. Dammit.

Okita

Since you’re feeling hot, I can make you a set of summer clothes, Hijikata-san. [tries to slash Hijikata, but Hijikata dodges] That’s so dangerous. Please don’t move around. You’ll get hurt.

Hijikata

What’s dangerous is you! What do you think you’re doing?!

Okita

What am I doing? Helping to make your uniform sleeveless.

Hijikata

Liar! I think you just wanted to lop of my entire arm!

Okita

Actually, I’m in the midst of selling the summer clothes I mentioned. [holds up a sleeveless jacket] What do you think, Hijikata-san? Do you want one…

Hijikata

Who’d want one?! No matter how I look at it, it’s just some bad joke!

Kondo

Even though she’s a princess, she’s still a little girl. I’m sure she still has problems with her dad’s body odor or his weird looks.

Hijikata

She just has problems with her dad?

Okita

Anyway, it’s going to be pretty tough to find her. How about we just throw a party here to lure her out?

Hijikata

That’d only happen in a fairy tale. You’re the only one who’d fall for that!

Kondo

Wait a minute, Sougou! What do you think you’re doing with that cannon?!

Okita

I’m not that great at standing around doing nothing.

Kondo

Wait! What if you hit the princess?!

Okita

That wouldn’t happen. After all, I used to be a sniper.

Kondo

Wasn’t that just a goal?!

Okita

It’s better to work towards your dreams then let them wither away.

Hasegawa

I'm telling you, I'm a former agent of the Alien Affairs Bureau! Hasegawa! Check your records and you'll see!

Hijikata

Make up some believable lies at least.

Hasegawa

It's true, damnit!

Okita

Well, I guess we'll have to strip you naked to find out.