Kagura quotes from Gin Tama

Ayame

You have quite a bit of potential.

Shinpachi

What kind of training is this? What kind of potential does he have?

Ayame

He could be an S&M queen.

Shinpachi

He’s a guy, isn’t he? Anyway, there are more pressing issues at hand!

Kagura

Oh, you’re taking it pretty well. I’ll have to reward you later.

Shinpachi

Just untie me!

Kagura

How are we going to sneak in?

Gintoki

We’re not going to sneak in, we’re gonna bust in. To bust in means to go in from the front, guns blazing.

Shinpachi

Gin-san!

Gintoki

Sorry, Excuse me! [kicks the gate in]

Kagura

Bunta! Are you trying to be like Bunta?!

Shinpachi

[putting his hand near a food dish] It’s still warm. There were people here a minute ago.

Gintoki

That’s true it’s nice and warm. [Camera pans to Gintoki and Kagura eating the food]

Kagura

Is this meat really meat? It’s so tender!

Shinpachi

Oi, why are you eating?

Gintoki

Well, it’s not good to waste food, is it?

Kagura

And there’ll be fewer leftovers!

Gintoki

But hey, you guys, aren’t you ashamed of yourselves for laying such a stupid trap?

Aren’t you ashamed for being caught in it?

Kagura

I’m ok with it since I can eat such great chow!

Kagura

Are you stupid? I won’t die from a little scooter accident. This injury is from being shot. Look, it’s already healed.

Gintoki

Do you eat Bondo for breakfast?

Gintoki

Shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier.

Kagura

I’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl being chased by the yakuza.

Gintoki

Well, I’m a boy at heart. And besides, in this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.

Shinpachi

Who the hell are they? Pedophile yakuza?

Kagura

[misunderstanding him] file peddlers?

Kagura

But lately, my work’s been escaltatered.

Shinpachi

That’s escalated, right?

Kagura

They finally asked me to take a person’s balls.

Shinpachi

You mean soul/life, not balls, right?

There they are, over there!

Shinpachi

They found us too fast!

Kagura

Tsk. Useless four-eyes. I told you we should’ve taken a helicopter.

Shinpachi

Whaddya mean, a helicopter? You’re the one who said to take the main street because they wouldn’t expect it!

Kagura

Do you finally agree we should use a helicopter?

Shinpachi

Well, we don’t have that kind of money.

Kagura

Oh, there’s one right now. Hey! Right over here! [man in helicopter starts shooting them with a machine gun]

Shinpachi

Good grief, they’re persistent. How long will they chase us?

Kagura

How do you expect to help me? You can’t even get us a helicopter.

Shinpachi

That’s impossible. I couldn’t even get a remote control helicopter.

Kagura

That’s no excuse. You should’ve called us a helicopter, you useless lump.

Kagura

In the end, the idiots are just used. But I like those idiots better. I hate you though.

Shinpachi

Hey, did you just insult me without an accent?

Kagura

I don’t like men with glasses.

Shinpachi

What the hell? Your character is changing!

Gintoki

Listen up! My huge stash of chocolate that I’ve been hoarding has recently disappeared. Whoever ate it, raise your hand. If you fess up now, I’ll only ¾ of the way kill you.

Shinpachi

3 quarters is almost fully dead. And you should really stop this, or you’re going to get diabetes.

Kagura

Another embassy recently attacked.(Nose bleeds) Oh this place sure is scary Popi, Momi.

Gintoki

You’re the scary one, bleeding from the nose with such a contented look. Was my chocolate tasty?

Kagura

You don’t get a nosebleed from eating chocolate.

Gintoki

Don’t dodge the question! I can smell it in your blood!

Kagura

Don’t be ridiculous. I just picked a little too hard.

Gintoki

And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?! Are you a retired cop or something?!

Shinpachi

I don’t get your reasoning! Hey, calm down! (scooter crashes into Otose's shop.)

Shinpachi

Kagura-chan, call for an ambulance.

Kagura

Ambulance! Ambulance!

Gintoki

He didn’t mean it literally.

What the hell are you doing here? You wanna get your asses kicked, woof?

Shinpachi

No, we were just asked to deliver something.

Gintoki

Hey Kagura, we’d better give…

Kagura

[crouching down] Come here, doggy, I’ll give you a treat!

Gintoki

What the hell are you doing?!