Gintoki quotes from Gin Tama

Gintoki

Well, I didn’t really come to save you. I was looking for Jump and just happened to come to the station.

Shinpachi

So our lives aren’t worth 230 yen?

Otose

What’s with this girl? She’s already eaten five bowls!

Shinpachi

Five, eh? She’s still got a long way to go.

Gintoki

We’ve got nothing left at home but salt and sugar.

Gintoki

Listen up! My huge stash of chocolate that I’ve been hoarding has recently disappeared. Whoever ate it, raise your hand. If you fess up now, I’ll only ¾ of the way kill you.

Shinpachi

3 quarters is almost fully dead. And you should really stop this, or you’re going to get diabetes.

Kagura

Another embassy recently attacked.(Nose bleeds) Oh this place sure is scary Popi, Momi.

Gintoki

You’re the scary one, bleeding from the nose with such a contented look. Was my chocolate tasty?

Kagura

You don’t get a nosebleed from eating chocolate.

Gintoki

Don’t dodge the question! I can smell it in your blood!

Kagura

Don’t be ridiculous. I just picked a little too hard.

Gintoki

And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?! Are you a retired cop or something?!

Shinpachi

I don’t get your reasoning! Hey, calm down! (scooter crashes into Otose's shop.)

Shinpachi

Kagura-chan, call for an ambulance.

Kagura

Ambulance! Ambulance!

Gintoki

He didn’t mean it literally.

What the hell are you doing here? You wanna get your asses kicked, woof?

Shinpachi

No, we were just asked to deliver something.

Gintoki

Hey Kagura, we’d better give…

Kagura

[crouching down] Come here, doggy, I’ll give you a treat!

Gintoki

What the hell are you doing?!

Gintoki

[being held by the arm] What the hell are you doing, Shinpachi?! Let go!

Shinpachi

[being held by the arm by the amanto] No way, I’m not going to be taken in by myself!

Gintoki

Aren’t you supposed to say something like, ‘Don’t worry about me, just go’?!

Kagura

[being held by the arm by Gintoki] Don’t worry about me, just go to hell!

Gintoki

I’m taking you with me!

Katsura

Get out of here, Gintoki.

Gintoki

Zura? Zura Kotarou?

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura! [punches Gintoki]

Gintoki

Hey, why are you upper cutting me after all this time?

Katsura

I’ve told you so many times to quit calling me by that nickname.

Katsura

Gintoki, will you take up your sword once again to cleanse this rotting nation? Lend me the strength of the fearsome white demon once again. [flashback to when they were fighting together] Is this it? Rather than falling into enemy hands, we should kill ourselves and die as warriors.

Gintoki

Don’t be stupid. Stand up. If you have time to think of a beautiful end, then why not live beautifully until the last? Let’s do it, Zura.

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura!

Katsura

I’ve never understood what goes on in your head.

Gintoki

I love the thrill of a real fight. That’s why I hate this trickery you’re pulling. Our fight is over. And yet you come, time and time again, pestering me about it. What are you, my mother-in-law?

Katsura

Are you some kind of idiot? Mothers always pester their sons. You just don’t have anyone that does it with you on a daily basis.

Gintoki

Hey you, if I didn’t have naturally wavy hair like this, I’d kick your ass.

Katsura

You’re always blaming your hair for your cowardice. How pitiful.

Gintoki

You’re the pitiful one. You try to trick a guy into fighting with you.

Shinpachi

What the hell are you talking about?!

Katsura

We could drive them off the entire earth if we had your strength, Gintoki!

Gintoki

Good lord, what the hell are you on?

Katsura

What’ll we do, boss?

Gintoki

Who are you calling ‘boss’?! You’re the worst of them all!

Kagura

Zura, if the boss won’t do it, leave it to me! Be they bad guys or bystanders, I’ll take them out on your orders!

Gintoki

Shut up you! What’s with that TV drama attitude?!

Hijikata

Hey, there’s no reason to run. This is your first fight in a while. Enjoy it.

Gintoki

Hey, are you really the leader here? What are you swinging at? You’re wide open.

Hijikata

Who’re you to comment on my swordplay? I’ll eat you up like the salmon you are!

Gintoki

So be it. I can fight if it comes to it.

Hijikata

Don’t give me that! [tries to hit him] You’re not bad. There aren’t many who can dodge that strike.

Gintoki

That was close. What would’ve happened if you’d hit me?

Hijikata

You idiot! I’m trying to hit you!

Kagura

Gin-chan, I was playing with this [the bomb] and pressed the switch.

Gintoki

This is a nightmare.

Katsura

It must be.

Hijikata

What are you doing? Stop them!

Gintoki

If you’re going to stop something, stop this bomb! Don’t you have a bomb squad or something?!

Gintoki

Didn’t you say you were good with machines?

Shinpachi

N-no way! This is all your fault, Kagura-chan, so you should do something about this!

Kagura

S-someone said that naturally wavy hair could stop a bomb!

Gintoki

B-bet you could do it, Shinpachi!

Shinpachi

I-it’s too bad, but no!

Kagura

O-over and over!

Gintoki

R-ready for launch!

Shinpachi

H-hot potato!

Kagura

O-oh no! You better take it!

Gintoki

T-thanks, but you’re the bomber!

Shinpachi

R-right back at ya!

Kagura

A-adrian!

Gintoki

Hey, who the hell is Adrian?! I mean, it’s not an uncommon name, but…huh? Ah! There’re only 10 seconds left!