Gintoki quotes from Gin Tama

Gintoki

Usually, someone eating makes a munching noise, but you sound more like a vacuum…Idiot! Don’t smile like that! It’s more expensive here than anywhere else in the city!

Gintoki

Quite impressive. She doesn’t have our perverse sense of humor.

Gintoki

It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you’ll be fine.

Gintoki

Well, it’s something like a big trash bin here. What I mean is, we’re really both like trash, you see…No, I suppose even trash is a little strong…More like, we’re snot of the same nostril…no, pots from the same mould…

Gintoki

[going down the stairs] My mouth tastes terrible! I guess you really shouldn’t drink anything sweet before going to bed…All right, I’ve finally climbed up the stairs to manhood! Wait, or did I climb down?! Eh? What am I talking about, all alone?

Gintoki

By whom should I swear? I’ll swear by the weather girl…

Gintoki

I’m sorry that my stupid daughter caused you problems. I’ll just take her home and scold her. [he steps out of the bathroom to see a whole group of evil looking guys] Oi, oi, is everyone happily using the restroom together? There aren’t enough stalls.

Gintoki

When I first heard it, I thought it sounded so lame. But I guess you can’t dismiss what old people say. It wasn’t a burden. It was something important that you held with both hands. But you didn’t realize it was there when you held it. I only realized its true weight after it slipped from my hands. I don’t know how often I thought, ‘I’ll never carry this again.’ But, all of a sudden, I’m feeling that weight again…If I really threw it all away, it’d be easier. But, regardless, I don’t feel like it. It would be too boring to keep walking without them.

Gintoki

Shit, the wound opened up. Um, excuse me, is this where the interview is being held? Good afternoon, my name is Sakata Gintoki. I want to apply for captain. My hobby is eating sweets. My skills include being able to sleep with my eyes open…

Gintoki

Listen, I don’t care what you guys do around the universe. This is my sword, and anywhere it can reach is my country! Bastards who come in and try to mess with my things…whether it be a general, whether it be space pirates, whether it be a meteorite…I’ll destroy them!

Gintoki

This is Gintoki. Recently, I was chasing after a cat who took my fish. I was running butt naked, and everyone, even the sun, was laughing at me.

Gintoki

This week, Gin-san shares in his nationalistic anime’s good fortune for the first time.

Gintoki

Bad dog, you can't poop there [in the middle of the street]! Your shit's bigger than kids' dreams! Dammit, that's why I didn't wanna walk you! And she [Kagura] said she'd look after you! In the end, it's the mother who's supposed to look after the dog! Hey... So I'm the mother?

Gintoki

You idiot! Don't blame all of your problems on your shades! It's the same as tripping in the middle of the street and blaming the pebbles!

Gintoki

Listen! Our thief is a pervert who doesn't care about any defined amount of panties, but for the kind of women who possesses them. Therefore, he'll come. And then, we'll teach him a lesson. I don't give a damn if he uses a loincloth for a mask or if he steals panties. We just can't let him keep smearing the innocence of women and make fun of the pride that we, as men, feel! Let the spirits guide your steps towards the slaughter! Let's paint the white with the red of blood!