Gintoki quotes from Gin Tama

Gintoki

The fun’s in the journey, so let’s see it to the end, just like when a girl becomes a woman!

Gintoki

If we can’t catch it, you’ll have to go out with some rich old ladies and scam them out of their money, Shinpachi!

Gintoki

I don’t care if this country falls or not. I just want to live as long as I can by divine providence!

Gintoki

Idiot, the spirit [of a samurai] never dies, even if just a scrap of it remains on this earth.

Gintoki

It's not a good thing that you got a marriage proposal? He was wearing a sword, so he must be some kind of police officer or something. Sounds like a smart match. You should take whomever you can get, before it's too late.

Gintoki

I'm sorry, but I'm not the kind of guy who'd take a man's life just to settle a score. I'll risk mine instead.

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[to Kondo] You're so naive. Soooo naive...to think that an enemy would give you his weapon. I fixed it earlier so that it'd break if you so much as swung it around.

Gintoki

[to Hijikata] Oh, could it be…Oogushi-kun? Oh my, you’ve really grown up. Oh, and do you still have that goldfish of yours?

Gintoki

Good lord, I’m gonna go bald myself after working for this baldly for an entire day.

Gintoki

When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it.

Gintoki

It hurts! It feels like the chocolate I just ate is gonna make it’s debut on the puking circuit!

Gintoki

Thanks everyone, for supporting me all this time, but our fight will continue unto eternity!

Gintoki

Eh? Who cares if we try to mix things up some? You know what they say, all things change…being the only competitor means being the victor! Don’t get pissed off at me! If you think you can blame me and avoid responsibility, you’re way off! The night is crawling with demons! Listen up! What we need is this! [holds up strawberry milk] Yes, calcium. If we have enough calcium, we can do anything! Trouble with tests? Fighting with your parents? Some girl you like? Odiferous nethers? If you have enough calcium, all of these can be solved!

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[to Sadaharu] Oi! You just went home! You trying to ruin our reputation here, ya dumb dog?! What are you doing? I told you to do your business outside. We can’t keep having the rugs cleaned.

Gintoki

You’re like a vacuum! Don’t you dare take another bite!