So, how was the Zydeco music?
I left when Finn jumped in on vocals.
Excellent self-preservational instinct.
S5Jews and Chinese Food
Hey, isn't that your naked guy?
Oh, yeah. Marty, hey! He's not my naked guy.
Well, you don't really want a communal naked guy, nowadays, you know, it's too sketchy.
DDoyle
You look so hot when you find me annoying.
Then I must be Gisele Bündchen to you 24/7.
Well, it is Friday night.
Yeah, but Friday night dinner without Eva and Adolf. Lovely.
It's really not fair calling Grandpa Adolf.
No, no, that was Grandma.
S5So… Good Talk
Well, you are the environmental philanthropist in the family.
Well, I feel very badly for the planet right now.
Hey, you called my cell.
I know.
I told you to call my landline. My cell phone bill's astronomical.
But a conversation with me: priceless.
[on the phone] Grandma's still hitting you with the postcards, huh?
As if nothing even remotely unpleasant happened between us. How does she do that? Compartmentalize like that. It's weird. She's the serial killer who goes to work and talks about a funny Seinfeld he saw and then goes home and cooks himself a man-flesh sandwich.
Eww.
[Reading postcard from Temple of Apollo] Let's see how her trip has been since her last card. 'Dear Lorelai, kicked a dog, then punched a gypsy in the groin.' Oh, that's nice.
Mom.
'Complained about the foie gras to a waiter whose yearly pay is less than what I spend monthly on silver polish, then kicked another dog.'
Come on.
'Tripped a nun, then burned down an orphanage.'
Sounds like a busy itinerary.
[rips up postcard] And the sun sets on Apollo.
How are you doing, Kirk?
Great. I'm loving this blackened Cajun bread Luke made for me. I didn't even ask for it.
It's burnt toast, Kirk. You don't have to eat it.
But I'm loving it. And look, I've been mixing black ash with the runny eggs. Goes great with the fishy-tasting bacon.
This is just wrong!
What?
Your washing two socks!
They were dirty.
That's wasteful.
I really wanted to wear them tonight.
They are your dancing Santa Claus socks. You're not gonna wear them for another ten months.
S5Pulp Friction
I am going out with Robert.
Have I met this Robert?
No.
What's his last name?
Why? You think I made him up or something? [thinking] Grimaldi.
Okay
[later that night]
Robert...what's your last name?
[talking about Weston's mocha chocolate caramel swirls]
If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.
You're going to make yourself sick.
Yes, but my sickness will remind me of you, so it'll be romantic.
Romantic nausea.
I get that all the time.
[Rory is looking across the street. Lorelai looks and sees Logan sitting at an outdoor cafe with another girl. They look very cozy.]
My God. Is that Logan? It is Logan. I can't believe it. What a jerk.
Mom, it's okay.
No, it's not okay! He's sitting over there with a girl and - oh, no you don't. Get me a rock.
Mom -
I am beaning him with a rock!
Good. School’s good?
School’s hard.
Well, it’s supposed to be hard. It’s grounding you for life. Making you an upstanding citizen.
God-fearing Christian.
Habitual recycler.
S5To Live and Let Diorama
I can't believe he's gone. He's been dying my whole life.
...Apparently he just closed his eyes, muttered something about Lori Loughlin and then, he was gone.
Wow, he's never died before
I guess there's a first time for everything
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