Well, you are the environmental philanthropist in the family.
Well, I feel very badly for the planet right now.
“So… Good Talk” · Season 5
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (4), Lane Kim (1), Kirk Gleason (1)
Hey, you called my cell.
I know.
I told you to call my landline. My cell phone bill's astronomical.
But a conversation with me: priceless.
[on the phone] Grandma's still hitting you with the postcards, huh?
As if nothing even remotely unpleasant happened between us. How does she do that? Compartmentalize like that. It's weird. She's the serial killer who goes to work and talks about a funny Seinfeld he saw and then goes home and cooks himself a man-flesh sandwich.
Eww.
[Reading postcard from Temple of Apollo] Let's see how her trip has been since her last card. 'Dear Lorelai, kicked a dog, then punched a gypsy in the groin.' Oh, that's nice.
Mom.
'Complained about the foie gras to a waiter whose yearly pay is less than what I spend monthly on silver polish, then kicked another dog.'
Come on.
'Tripped a nun, then burned down an orphanage.'
Sounds like a busy itinerary.
[rips up postcard] And the sun sets on Apollo.
How are you doing, Kirk?
Great. I'm loving this blackened Cajun bread Luke made for me. I didn't even ask for it.
It's burnt toast, Kirk. You don't have to eat it.
But I'm loving it. And look, I've been mixing black ash with the runny eggs. Goes great with the fishy-tasting bacon.
This is just wrong!
What?
Your washing two socks!
They were dirty.
That's wasteful.
I really wanted to wear them tonight.
They are your dancing Santa Claus socks. You're not gonna wear them for another ten months.
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