Rory and Lorelai in “So… Good Talk”

Rory

[on the phone] Grandma's still hitting you with the postcards, huh?

Lorelai

As if nothing even remotely unpleasant happened between us. How does she do that? Compartmentalize like that. It's weird. She's the serial killer who goes to work and talks about a funny Seinfeld he saw and then goes home and cooks himself a man-flesh sandwich.

Rory

Eww.

Lorelai

[Reading postcard from Temple of Apollo] Let's see how her trip has been since her last card. 'Dear Lorelai, kicked a dog, then punched a gypsy in the groin.' Oh, that's nice.

Rory

Mom.

Lorelai

'Complained about the foie gras to a waiter whose yearly pay is less than what I spend monthly on silver polish, then kicked another dog.'

Rory

Come on.

Lorelai

'Tripped a nun, then burned down an orphanage.'

Rory

Sounds like a busy itinerary.

Lorelai

[rips up postcard] And the sun sets on Apollo.