I am going out with Robert.
Have I met this Robert?
No.
What's his last name?
Why? You think I made him up or something? [thinking] Grimaldi.
Okay
[later that night]
Robert...what's your last name?
“Pulp Friction” · Season 5
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (3), Luke Danes (1), Logan Huntzberger (1), Kirk Gleason (1)
[talking about Weston's mocha chocolate caramel swirls]
If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.
You're going to make yourself sick.
Yes, but my sickness will remind me of you, so it'll be romantic.
Romantic nausea.
I get that all the time.
[Rory is looking across the street. Lorelai looks and sees Logan sitting at an outdoor cafe with another girl. They look very cozy.]
My God. Is that Logan? It is Logan. I can't believe it. What a jerk.
Mom, it's okay.
No, it's not okay! He's sitting over there with a girl and - oh, no you don't. Get me a rock.
Mom -
I am beaning him with a rock!
Good. School’s good?
School’s hard.
Well, it’s supposed to be hard. It’s grounding you for life. Making you an upstanding citizen.
God-fearing Christian.
Habitual recycler.
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