“Jews and Chinese Food” · Season 5
In this episode: Rory Gilmore (4), Lorelai Gilmore (3), Paris Geller (2), Logan Huntzberger (1)
Listen, Lorelai? If you decide that your breakup is something that you want to talk about, please let me know.
Okay, Paris.
And let me know before Tuesday, because I'm doing a paper for my Emotional Mental Health class about how women of a certain age cope with loneliness, and I think you'd be a great lead-off anecdote.
[Lorelai glares at Paris then looks at Rory]
You can't take her. She's trained in Krav Maga.
Damn it!
So, how was the Zydeco music?
I left when Finn jumped in on vocals.
Excellent self-preservational instinct.
Hey, isn't that your naked guy?
Oh, yeah. Marty, hey! He's not my naked guy.
Well, you don't really want a communal naked guy, nowadays, you know, it's too sketchy.
You look so hot when you find me annoying.
Then I must be Gisele Bündchen to you 24/7.
Well, it is Friday night.
Yeah, but Friday night dinner without Eva and Adolf. Lovely.
It's really not fair calling Grandpa Adolf.
No, no, that was Grandma.
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