And apparently, now that I'm the pretty spinster living all alone, he's concerned for my safety.
Did he tell you all this?
Do you think I labeled myself the pretty spinster?
S4Chicken or Beef
Remember in The Godfather, Michael telling Sonny how he was gonna kill Tattaglia and Captain McCluskey in that Italian restaurant? He lays out the whole thing very calmly, very unemotionally, 'cause that's what you do in business.
Yeah, but then he went and shot two guys in the head.
It's dirty, that's what business is. It's smoke-filled back rooms with exposed pipes and shady players chewing on fat cigars and twirling their dirty mustaches. And when you go into those rooms, you can't be a milquetoast muppet. You have to have pointy teeth and jaws that snap. The meek shall not inherit the earth!
My family tree dates back to a 12th-century knight.
Wow.
As a kid, I thought that meant we were related to Ted Knight. I wrote him a lot of letters. He never responded.
Oh my god! This is incredible. I mean its called Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate, but it is seriously Chocolate Chocolate Chocolaty. [Lorelai points to Taylor] Sorry.
S4The Fundamental Things Apply
[about planting bulbs] Oh, and just you wait 'til spring. You're gonna wake up one morning, walk out, and pow - color coming out of your yin-yang! I'll see you girls tomorrow. [goes into her house]
I'm going to have color coming out of my yin-yang.
Then maybe you'll finally get a man.
I'm just having a bad day.
Zzz.
What?
Days. You've been stomping around, barking at people for days.
I have not.
Yes, Cujo, you have.
I always talk to people like that.
No, Benji, you don't.
I'll be fine tomorrow.
Really, Lassie? Why is that?
I just found out that Sookie was pregnant!
Don't look at me, I had nothing to do with it.
It's bad enough that you haven't taught your daughter how to interact with the opposite sex. You will not dress her up in one of your Sex and the City ensembles and send her out to tell the entire campus, "Don't worry. I'll ask you."
How do you know about Sex and the City?
What's that?
Okay, um. . .A, um, no talking during the movie, and B, don't tell me you've never seen the FBI warning before.
It's new to me.
Oh, my God. You're beyond monk. You're uber-monk.
Just start it up. I won't talk again.
Okay, just one more warning - when they showed the first motion picture over a hundred years ago, it featured a train rushing toward the camera, and, um, people were so sure the train was going to burst off the screen and crush them that they ran away in terror. Now, Luke, the train is not going to leave the screen.
S4An Affair to Remember
Say I was Tom Cruise, where would you seat me?
In an acting class.
I don't have time to kill you right now, Kirk. Come back in a couple of hours.
Flying, thumping balls all over the place.
Flying, thumping what all over the place?
Balls.
[Lorelai giggles]
You are four.
And balls are funny.
We did it, we got the job! What a score! We landed a whale.
Yeah, we always had the job, Sookie. The whale was just toying with us. She was swatting us with her tail and hosing us down with her blowhole because that is the whale's M.O. - humiliate and rip apart every other fish in the sea until there's nothing left but a bloody pile of chum.
Boy, you really hate whales, don't you?
Mom?
Were you asleep?
Uh... no.
Then why are you in your pajamas?
These aren't pajamas...
You wear that in public??
... Hi mom, would you like to come in?
You have the word "juicy" on your rear end!
Well, if I'd known you were coming over I would have changed.
Into what? A brassiere with the word "tasty" on it?
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