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Gilmore Girls · Season 4

“Chicken or Beef” quotes from Gilmore Girls

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“Chicken or Beef” · Season 4

In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (3), Kirk Gleason (1)

And apparently, now that I'm the pretty spinster living all alone, he's concerned for my safety.

Did he tell you all this?

Do you think I labeled myself the pretty spinster?

Remember in The Godfather, Michael telling Sonny how he was gonna kill Tattaglia and Captain McCluskey in that Italian restaurant? He lays out the whole thing very calmly, very unemotionally, 'cause that's what you do in business.

Yeah, but then he went and shot two guys in the head.

It's dirty, that's what business is. It's smoke-filled back rooms with exposed pipes and shady players chewing on fat cigars and twirling their dirty mustaches. And when you go into those rooms, you can't be a milquetoast muppet. You have to have pointy teeth and jaws that snap. The meek shall not inherit the earth!

My family tree dates back to a 12th-century knight.

Wow.

As a kid, I thought that meant we were related to Ted Knight. I wrote him a lot of letters. He never responded.

Oh my god! This is incredible. I mean its called Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate, but it is seriously Chocolate Chocolate Chocolaty. [Lorelai points to Taylor] Sorry.

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