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How are you doing, Kirk?
Great. I'm loving this blackened Cajun bread Luke made for me. I didn't even ask for it.
It's burnt toast, Kirk. You don't have to eat it.
But I'm loving it. And look, I've been mixing black ash with the runny eggs. Goes great with the fishy-tasting bacon.
This is just wrong!
What?
Your washing two socks!
They were dirty.
That's wasteful.
I really wanted to wear them tonight.
They are your dancing Santa Claus socks. You're not gonna wear them for another ten months.
I am going out with Robert.
Have I met this Robert?
No.
What's his last name?
Why? You think I made him up or something? [thinking] Grimaldi.
Okay
[later that night]
Robert...what's your last name?
[talking about Weston's mocha chocolate caramel swirls]
If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one.
You're going to make yourself sick.
Yes, but my sickness will remind me of you, so it'll be romantic.
Romantic nausea.
I get that all the time.
[Rory is looking across the street. Lorelai looks and sees Logan sitting at an outdoor cafe with another girl. They look very cozy.]
My God. Is that Logan? It is Logan. I can't believe it. What a jerk.
Mom, it's okay.
No, it's not okay! He's sitting over there with a girl and - oh, no you don't. Get me a rock.
Mom -
I am beaning him with a rock!
Good. School’s good?
School’s hard.
Well, it’s supposed to be hard. It’s grounding you for life. Making you an upstanding citizen.
God-fearing Christian.
Habitual recycler.
I can't believe he's gone. He's been dying my whole life.
...Apparently he just closed his eyes, muttered something about Lori Loughlin and then, he was gone.
Wow, he's never died before
I guess there's a first time for everything
I put my soul into this place. My heart. My liver. A couple kidneys
You know Superman's fortress of solitude? A jamacian beach compared to my mother's house.
Why are you covering your eyes, Kirk?
In case you're naked.
You thought I'd walk into my daughter's room and get naked?
I don't know your domestic routine.
Let her get all Condoleezza Rice to my Barbara Boxer if she likes.
[Lorelai walks into the house and hears a noise in the kitchen. She grabs a cushion from the couch.]
Hello, is somebody there?
[walking from her room into the kitchen] Hey, Mom!
[sighs] Hey, Mom? That's it? You just gave me a heart attack and all you have to say is 'hey, Mom'? I thought you were a vicious serial killer.
[getting a soda from the fridge] Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight?
[Lorelai walks in the Dragonfly's kitchen with Michel]
Okay, now tell me who does what and what we need to keep things running.
Well, we need Sookie here.
Well, she's not going to be here, so let's go to Plan B.
Okay, Plan B. That involves Sookie's clone, also named Sookie.
Well, umm, who here makes the sauces?
Sookie.
Who here, Michel?
Sookie trusts no one else with the sauces. She makes the sauces.
Well, what does Mark make?
Salads.
Okay, and Donny does desserts. What do our other guys do?
Well, that man over there does the cleaning. That man over there dresses the plates. That man uses tongs, and I have no idea what that man in the corner does, but I would check his trunk before he leaves.
Without Sookie here, we have salads and desserts?
Pretty much.
We can't run a restaurant serving salads and desserts.
I would not go to eat, no.
Wait, okay here we have duck. Who here does the duck?
Nobody touches the ducks.
Well, starting now, someone has to touch the duck.
I do not know what to tell you, except it will not be me.
[After learning the kitchen cannot run without Sookie]
This is bad, Michel.
I'm getting that, yes.
Well, we'll just figure something out, right?
Absolutely. Ain't no mountain high enough.
We'll just formulate a plan, nail down a strategy. You have any ideas?
We could order some pizza, or Chinese food, or perhaps one of those hoagies that you cut into a million pieces-
No more suggestions necessary, Michel!
Well, I'm here if you need me.
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