[Lorelai walks into the house and hears a noise in the kitchen. She grabs a cushion from the couch.]
Hello, is somebody there?
[walking from her room into the kitchen] Hey, Mom!
[sighs] Hey, Mom? That's it? You just gave me a heart attack and all you have to say is 'hey, Mom'? I thought you were a vicious serial killer.
[getting a soda from the fridge] Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight?
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