You know, I love watching you cook. It's hot.
That's cause you're standing next to the boiler.
Oh, is that what we're calling it now?
S5But I'm a Gilmore
[Luke answers the phone.]
Kitchen.
Do you put walnuts in your béchamel?
Sookie?
Do you put walnuts in your béchamel?
No.
You don't put walnuts in your béchamel.
Sookie, I have things burning, so I-
I thought I tasted walnuts. What things are you burning?
What do you mean you tasted walnuts?
You want to get fancy, you can do that at your own diner. My béchamel sauce is classic.
How are you tasting the béchamel?
And, I don't remember including goat cheese in the fennel salad.
How do you know what's in the fennel salad?
So you admit it. You put goat cheese in the fennel salad.
Yeah, I put goat cheese in the fennel salad. It goes good in the fennel salad, and you had it sitting there.
And I also have some Brillo pads sitting there. You want to toss a couple of those into the fennel salad, as well? Hmmm?
How do you know all this?
I just assumed.
You just assumed that I put goat cheese in the fennel salad?
And walnuts in the béchamel.
I did not put walnuts in- Sookie, are you having people bring you my food?
S5How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?
Look at us! We're happy. We have boyfriends. This is infinitely better than any mood-stablizer I've ever been on.
Oh shoot what time is it?
It's hammer-time.
Last night I couldn't sleep so I google-d your father.
Excuse me?
12,053 items came up. I could only pull up a couple thousand but it really helped. He was born in 1953. Episcopalian. Second of four children. Oldest boy. Yale undergrad. Star of the track team. No grad school. Interesting. Then he had a couple of lost years. A kind of blank period. A little Jesus thing going on there.
It's like 90 kropogs or so.
Kropogs? Did someone say kropogs?
I will give it a 9.
9+
What will make it a 10?
Another half point.
Beatrice?
BBeatrice (the maid)
Yes ma'am.
Do you know what these are?
BBeatrice
Lilies.
Fragrant lilies. Would you like to eat dinner with fragrant lilies in the room?
BBeatrice
Yes.
WELL THEN YOU'RE INSANE!
S5Blame Booze and Melville
We're fondue purists, Grandma.
Yea we dip old school.
The government says you should have nine servings of fruits and vegetables per day.
Imperialist propaganda.
Noam Chomsky would agree.
I bet Noam doesn't dip fruit.
CCaesar
Hello. Hold on. Hey, Luke, it’s for you. It’s Taylor.
Caesar! You just broke Luke’s standing 'when Taylor calls I’m out even if he can see me through the stupid connecting window' rule.
I can't get "coming around the mountain" out of my mind. It's like one of those phrases like "drop it like it's hot" that I really wish I'd never heard.
You've caught me up. Society's caught me up. The health channel on cable's caught me up. Miss Driscoll the sad spinster gym teacher at Stars Hollow High caught me up.
Miss Driscoll, right. Like she would ever need birth control.
I just ate an apple.
Uh oh.
Yeah. And I liked it.
Whoa!
S5A House Is Not a Home
I'm Colin. This is Finn. And you are?
Her mother.
My God those are good genes.
Now whats on the agenda for today. I hear there's a shipment of plutonium coming in on the docks. And I thought we could dress up as nuns and you could fake a stigmata and you could put the plutonium under your habit...
S6New and Improved Lorelai
I mean we're getting married, Luke. Married. You and me. Luke 'Table for one' Danes and Lorelai 'I'm sorry can I get an industrial forklift for my emotional baggage' Gilmore are getting married.
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