[Lorelai walks in the Dragonfly's kitchen with Michel]
Okay, now tell me who does what and what we need to keep things running.
Well, we need Sookie here.
Well, she's not going to be here, so let's go to Plan B.
Okay, Plan B. That involves Sookie's clone, also named Sookie.
Well, umm, who here makes the sauces?
Sookie.
Who here, Michel?
Sookie trusts no one else with the sauces. She makes the sauces.
Well, what does Mark make?
Salads.
Okay, and Donny does desserts. What do our other guys do?
Well, that man over there does the cleaning. That man over there dresses the plates. That man uses tongs, and I have no idea what that man in the corner does, but I would check his trunk before he leaves.
Without Sookie here, we have salads and desserts?
Pretty much.
We can't run a restaurant serving salads and desserts.
I would not go to eat, no.
Wait, okay here we have duck. Who here does the duck?
Nobody touches the ducks.
Well, starting now, someone has to touch the duck.
I do not know what to tell you, except it will not be me.
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