Dave quotes from Gilmore Girls

Zack

Whoa, cool.

Dave

We all finished at the same time.

Lane

That has never happened.

Brian

The middle of that song didn't even sound like us.

Dave

Yeah, it sounded good.

Rory

It sounded great, guys. All of it. Didn't it?

Jess

Not too shabby.

Dave

We are so ready for this gig.

Lane

We've got a gig. I just love the sound of that.

Jess

Where is it?

Lane

Kyle from school. His parents are going to Marriage Encounter for the weekend so he's throwing this mondo party.

Jess

You got enough songs?

Dave

We have enough for two half-hour sets. What we need is a name.

Brian

I made my suggestion.

Zack

Yeah, and we vetoed "The Harry Potters." Next.

Brian

So yours is better?

Zack

"Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" is memorable and classy.

Brian

I run out of breath every time I say it.

Zack

You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.

Dave

Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.

Brian

Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" is too long.

Zack

Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.

Rory

Guys, that was amazing. Really, it was awesome.

Dave

Thanks.

Zack

Dude, you did good, you really did. But you got a little too close to me when you were singing into the mike.

Brian

I got as close as I had to.

Zack

Your nose touched my cheek, man. That's too close.

Dave

A few weeks ago you told me that Lane had a crush on me. Well, I have a crush on her, too. Now, I know you have very strict rules about dating and boys, but I just want you to know that I'm a good person. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I've never gotten a ticket, I'm healthy, I take care of myself, I floss. I never watch more than 30 minutes of television a night partly because I think it's a waste of time and partly because there's nothing on. I respect my parents, I do well in school, I never play video games in case they do someday prove that playing them can turn you into a serial killer. I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. I'm happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it. I don't mind wearing a tie. I enjoyed playing those hymns on my guitar, and I really, really want to take your daughter to the prom.

Dave

Mrs. Kim? Please don't make me repeat that list again.

Mrs. Kim

"Let never day nor night unhallow'd pass, but still remember what the Lord hath done."

Dave

Okay, thank you.

Dave

Did you hear what she said?

Lane

Yes, I did.

Dave

What did it mean?

Lane

I don't know.

Dave

Was it a yes, was it a no?

Lane

I'm not sure.

Dave

Well, it's gotta be from the Bible, right? So I'll just go home, do some research, look on the Internet, see what I can find. I'll call you when I know something.