[The band is practicing as Rory and Jess watch.]
We all finished at the same time.
The middle of that song didn't even sound like us.
It sounded great, guys. All of it. Didn't it?
We are so ready for this gig.
We've got a gig. I just love the sound of that.
Kyle from school. His parents are going to Marriage Encounter for the weekend so he's throwing this mondo party.
We have enough for two half-hour sets. What we need is a name.
Yeah, and we vetoed "The Harry Potters." Next.
"Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" is memorable and classy.
I run out of breath every time I say it.
You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.
Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.
Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" is too long.
Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.
Guys, that was amazing. Really, it was awesome.
Dude, you did good, you really did. But you got a little too close to me when you were singing into the mike.
I got as close as I had to.
Your nose touched my cheek, man. That's too close.
Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl. You might as well stick your hand in a toilet.
If you're desperate, offer to be the person who replenishes them with new bags and grab a handful out of the new bag and dump the rest in the communal bowl.
And keep in mind that getting up on a table and performing a song of any kind will haunt you for the rest of your life. Trust me. Been there, done that.
I wasn't planning on doing that.
Hon, those things are never planned.
It's a Friday night. We should be out, I don't know, partying with the homies.
Our Stars Hollow homies are all in bed by now.
Okay, I didn't bring a frickin' tape measure. I'm not good at judging distances. You'll have to help me out with the ten feet thing.
Well, it's a little bigger than a basketball player. Just keep a really big basketball player between us.
Wow, I bet there's a sentence that's never been uttered before
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