Logan Huntzberger quotes from Gilmore Girls

Paris

I know you cheated on Rory.

Logan

I did not cheat on Rory.

Paris

Are you going to deny it? Are you serious?

Logan

We were apart!

Paris

Oh please!

Logan

We were, we weren't together! And why the hell am I arguing with you? I don't want you back!

Paris

You, Logan Huntzburger, are nothing but a two-bit, spoiled, waste of a trust fund! You offer nothing to women or the world in general! If you were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer!

Rory

And did you hear what she called us? 'Adorable.' She called us an 'adorable' couple.

Logan

Wait she said that out loud?

Rory

Yes. 'Adorable.'

Logan

Wow, you want me to go back there and kick her ass?

Rory

'Adorable is what you say about a Full House re-run. Its not what you say about something that lasts. The Great Wall of China, the Pyramids...no one called them 'adorable.'

Rory

So I told Paris, I don't care if it would theoretically increase my chances of getting a grant to go study in Russia, I'm not willing to pretend to be an accomplished rhythmic gymnast.

Logan

How do you pretend to be a rhythmic gymnast anyway?

Rory

I don't even know. I mean, you whirl around some ribbons, balance a ball on your nose?

Lorelai

[about the news of Logan getting a great job] You're a serious guy. Look, you don't have to convince me. I voiced my concerns and you told me your plans, we had pie-- I'm cool.

Logan

Thank you! I appreciate that. That means a lot to me.

Lorelai

Oh, you're welcome.

Logan

So the thing is-- as you can imagine, I'm pretty exited about all this.

Lorelai

Yeah!

Logan

But it does mean I'll move to San Francisco.

Lorelai

Oh wow! That's big. That's funny, Rory didn't mention it.

Logan

Well, actually I haven't told her yet.

Lorelai

And you are here 'cause you want me to tell her for you?

Logan

No, no. I'm gonna tell her. I just-- I wanted to talk to you first about it.

Lorelai

OK. That's... thoughtful.

Logan

Look, I love Rory. She means the world to me, and I want her to come with me to California.

Lorelai

Oh...

Logan

But not just as my girlfriend-- which is why I'm here. I'm here to ask your permission, your permission to ask Rory to marry me.

Logan

Lorelai? Lorelai?

Rory

Logan...I'm sorry. I can't. I love you. You know how much I love you. I love the idea of being married to you. But...there are just a lot of things in my life right now that are undecided, which used to scare me, but now I kind of like that it's all wide open. And if I married you, it just wouldn't be.

Logan

So, what? I move to San Francisco, you stay back east, and we see each other occasionally?

Rory

Well, we can try long distance. We've done it before.

Logan

You really think that would work?

Rory

I think it would be hard, but--

Logan

I don't want to do that, Rory. I don't want to move backwards. If we can't take the next step...

Rory

What?

Logan

It's just...

Rory

Does it have to be all or nothing?

Logan

Yeah, it does.

Rory

We could try.

Logan

What's the point?

Rory

So...

Logan

So...

Logan

Good bye, Rory.