Finn quotes from Gilmore Girls

Logan

Refill?

Rory

Sure, why not?

Finn

Because drinking is bad. It's very, very bad and we're bad for doing it. [To Rory] Spank me.

Rory

I think the hangover tomorrow will be punishment enough.

Logan

[gently] You’ll be okay.

Rory

[shakes her head] No, I won't.

Logan

Okay, that's it. Back to the pool house, men. We have some serious bucking up to do here.

Colin

I swiped some Scotch.

Finn

I'll reenact the Passion of the Christ.

Logan

Hey Ace, nothing ever seems quite as bad after Finn's Passion of the Christ. Except Finn's Passion of the Christ. [He puts her arm around her. They go inside.]

Which brings us to this question, does Campbell's work successfully resolve the disparate stances of Jung and Freud when it comes to the collective unconscious?

Rory

Hey, pay attention. Professor Bell is one of the foremost philosophy professors in the country.

[. . .] All right. Let's call that close enough. But, now, Campbell can point to the repetition of the hero myth in culture after culture and say "Hey, Sigmund, like it or not here are the same basic characters over and over -"

Colin

Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm right in the middle of a class, young man.

Colin

I know, I'm sorry, I just -- [Runs up to stand by Rory's desk.] Rory, you can't just walk out like that. Not after everything we've been through. You just left. I was still in bed. I mean what is that all about?

Ok, you need to do this later.

Colin

I can't do this later. Rory I love you. I love you, dammit! How many times to I have to tell you? God! Just talk to me.

Ok, out right now! Out! Just get -

Logan

Colin! What are you doing, man?

Colin

Get the hell out of here!

Logan

She's with me now. I told you that. Let it go.

Colin

I will not let it go! Everything was fine until you came along!

Logan

Oh, don't blame me because you couldn't keep her.

Colin

I swear to god, I'm gonna kill you!

Logan

Oh, I'd love to see you try.

Stop it! Stop it right now! Anthony, get security! It's not the time or the place for this. Break it up! Gentlemen! You are losing control! You are in a classroom.

Finn

All right, that's enough. Break it up, you two. Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed of yourself! Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it, Gilmore! Give them back their balls.

Colin

I'm Colin. This is Finn. And you are?

Lorelai

Her mother.

Finn

My God those are good genes.

[singing] Met her on the mountain -

Finn

Met her.

Colin

Cool, the girl on girl thing.

[singing] Where I took her life -

Colin

It's a snuff film.

Finn

A lesbian snuff film.

[singing] Met her on the mountain -

Colin

[disappointed] A redundant lesbian snuff film.

[singing] Stabbed her with a knife.

Colin

How INXS missed her, I don't know.

Logan

Raise a glass to INXS.

Finn

My countrymen, I'm less than proud to say.