Sookie St. James quotes from Gilmore Girls

Sookie

Our babysitter called last night. She's got Mono. How's that Muffin top?

Lorelai

It's got the faintest hint of "bribe."

Sookie

God, I hope we have a girl. Oooh! Or a Boy!

Lorelai

Chances are pretty good you'll have one or the other.

Sookie

Ooo. Angelina and Brad had their baby. Months and months ago!

Lorelai

Yea you're a little behind the times.

Sookie

This is the problem with having two kids under the age of four. World events just pass you by. I cannot believe Britney is driving with her baby in her lap like that. What is she doing with that guy by the way.

Lorelai

You'll be glad to know they've since broken up. Although turns out he was kinda a stabilizing influence in her life, who knew?

Michel

Ah. Whatever.

Sookie

Michel. People stopped saying "whatever" five years ago.

Michel

Whatever. I'm outie 5000.

Sookie

Close your eyes.

Lorelai

Oh fun!

Sookie

Now, I want you to imagine your dream car. It can be anything you want. You're backing out of the driveway. You're driving through Stars Hollow. "Good morning, Townspeople! Top of the morning to you."

Lorelai

Why am I saying "Top of the morning?"

Sookie

It doesn't matter what you say. It matters what you're in. Can you see what you're in?

Lorelai

I think I can see it!

Sookie

Okay, what kind of car is it?

Lorelai

It's not really a car, it's more of a float.

Sookie

A float?

Lorelai

In a shape of a swan. And I'm dressed all in white.

Lorelai

And then, on top of everything, there's the whole Luke thing.

Sookie

Oh, thank God! I've been waiting and waiting all morning. I didn't think you were gonna say anything, and I didn't think I should say anything... So, there's a Luke thing?

Lorelai

I don't know, Sookie. I can't figure out what happened. I mean, clearly something came up when I sang that song.

Sookie

Clearly.

Lorelai

But I don't know if it was a new, now feeling or the residue of an old feeling that came up because of the drinks and the lyrics and the hat.

Sookie

Well, it was a deadly cocktail.

Lorelai

So that's why I'm going to the diner today to see how I feel sober and without the lyrics of I Will Always Love You streaming in front of me.

Sookie

Gotcha, but just so you know, I think it was a new, now feeling. I mean, the way you were singing to him...

Lorelai

Sookie, you weren't even there.

Sookie

I know, but I had enough people describe it to me.

Lorelai

Oh, no!

Sookie

No, we're just all excited about the possibility of you and Luke.

Lorelai

Look, I know everyone's heart is in the right place, but I need to figure out what I want.

Sookie

Gotcha.

Lorelai

Seriously, Sookie, I need your help with keeping all these people off my back.

Sookie

Understood. But for the future, next time you want other people to stay out of your, you know, relationship...

Lorelai

Don't serenade your ex in front of the whole town?

Sookie

You knew it was a serenade?

Lorelai

Sookie.

Sookie

What? Sorry.

Lorelai

All right, we can check the cake off our list. What else do I need to remember?

Sookie

Don't worry cause I prefer footballs basically.

Lorelai

What?!

Sookie

[enunciating] Don't worry cause I prefer footballs basically.

Lorelai

Huh?

Sookie

It's a mnemonic device|. Dress, wedges, champagne, ice, plastic flutes, beaded clutch. Beaded clutch is one word.

Lorelai

And pantyhose.

Sookie

Don't worry cause I prefer footballs basically, Polly.

Lorelai

And tissues and my camera.

Sookie

Don't worry cause I prefer footballs basically, Polly...teased...Chad.

Lorelai

Why would Polly tease Chad about footballs?

Sookie

I don't know. Maybe Polly prefers soccer balls.

Lorelai

That doesn't make any sense!

Sookie

[laughs] Well, then stop adding stuff to the list!