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Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 12

“To Whom It May Concern” quotes from Gilmore Girls

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“To Whom It May Concern” · Season 7, Episode 12

In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Sookie St. James (2), Christopher Hayden (1), Jackson Melville (1)

Our babysitter called last night. She's got Mono. How's that Muffin top?

It's got the faintest hint of "bribe."

So what does she do with the Muffin bottoms?

Oh, she turned them into a pie. You know she's like an Indian. They use all the parts of the Buffalo?

But I am a boring married person now!

Do you even like bowling?

Not when I was single. But maybe now that I'm married and boring it'll be right up my alley.

You have to wear the shoes.

Forget it.

Sorry it's such a mess. The magic socks took us back in time. We were cavemen it was really bleak. So we lived like this. and I would have cleaned up. But when we woke up the magic socks were going to take us to an orphanage in England where we had to tidy up in exchange for one teaspoon of gruel.

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