LukeHere's a news flash for you, okay. Sports cars don't think they're better than other cars! Okay? Hatchbacks do not have SUV inferiority complexes!
Heh. Now who's ridiculous.
Luke
Yeah, and sedans aren't afraid to get dirty!
You know what I think it is? You're hungry.
Luke
What?! No!
Sometimes you get like this when you're hungry.
Luke
I'm not!
[digs in her purse] I think I have some cookies in here. Some Oreos.
Luke
I'm not! Besides I wouldn't eat anything that came out of that bag!
They're in a wrapper. [holds up a baggie of cookies]
Luke
I can't believe you still haven't cleaned that thing out!
Luke
How much time do you lose a day looking in that thing? Five, ten minutes? Multiply that by a year I bet you gain a month if you just took an hour and cleaned it out. [she smiles at him] What?!
Luke
[in disbelief] You're smiling.
What? No! You've got low blood sugar.
Luke
I do not have--okay. Are you going to buy a car or not?
Oh, you're preparing for the big boat trip, huh?
Luke
Yep.
Wow. Do you want me to just talk in nautical terms till you go?
Luke
No.
Luke
Please don't.
Luke
Are you done?
All hands on deck. Now I'm done.
Luke
Good.
Luke
Oh we were thinking of heading up the coast.
Luke
It should be fun.
You're really going on a boat trip, huh? You sure it's a good idea?
Luke
What's wrong with a boat trip?
Well I mean for starters, you're on a boat.
Luke
So?
So! Anything could go wrong. You're on a boat in the water in the middle of nowhere. Haven't you seen "Dead Calm," "Open Water," "Das Boot"?
Luke
Okay, first of all, I did not purchase a u-boat.
"Titanic", surely you've seen "Titanic."
Luke
April's very excited about this.
Luke
Here's your coffee.
Look instead of paying for this, can I just give you some of my sage advice?
Luke
I'd rather have the dollar.
April says she's very excited?
Luke
Very excited.
Yeah, she said she's very excited, but if I were you, I would plan a couple nights at a hotel so she can wash her hair and order room service. That's what I would do.
Luke
Okay.
Okay and if you're heading up the coast, you have to spend as much time as possible on the southern coast of Maine.
Luke
Yeah?
And you have to go to Barnacle Billy's.
Luke
Barnacle Billy's?
They have the best lobster you've ever had and you sit on the deck, look at the view -- you never want to leave.
Luke
I'll check it out.
For all that extra advice, don't I get a doughnut? [Luke opens the donut box] Thank you very much.
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