Futurama · Season 6
Mr. Groening will now take questions. But, please, about Futurella and not The Simpsons. Yes, the robot standing on the small child?
I have a question! When are you going to make a second Simpson's Movie?
[Matt Groening's nameplate opens and fires a gun at Bender, murdering him.]
I don’t understand. Why are the humans still eating their soft pretzels instead of surrendering?
They’re probably just waiting for Joss Whedon.
Joss Whedon’s here? Wait a minute, you look familiar.
Yeah. You almost ate me once. I was in your mouth for five minutes.
Leela?
[Grrrl unzips herself, revealing herself to be a human woman]
[shocked and confused] You're a human?
Only physically. I'm a cross-species dresser. Wait... You're an actual Omicronian?
[panicking] Oh, god. Oh, god, what have I done?
This is so hot! Conquer me, Lrrr! [She suggestively feels Lrrr's arm, then her thighs] Sharpen your horns on my scaly thorax!
[She looks lustfully at Lrrr, then launches herself at him. The Omicronian ruler screams]
[mimicking monster sounds, threatening Leela] Say goodbye to your forehead because I'm about to shoot you in it!
This calls for a party, baby! I'm ordering a hundred kegs, a hundred hookers, and a hundred Elvis impersonators who aren't above a little hooking, should the occasion arise!
Hello, Sewer City! As long-time mutants ourselves, we support your righteous struggle, and will do anything we can for you.
Play "Whip It"!
No. [to a band member] Play the other one.
A Farnsworth, you say? Well, if I'm not mistaken, the Farnsworths have been in New New York for almost two hundred years.
Yes, I have.
And I'm his uncle!
How charmingly unconventional.
I can eat a hot dog underwater!
Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people.
Are we not men now?
I'm 40% potato, but close enough.
Oh, Mom, Dad, I can't believe I have to spend the rest of my life in this hellhole. [She pauses as her parents look shocked.] I'm sorry.
It's okay, sweetie. Now that you're here, this hellhole feels more like a nice, regular hole.
What do ya say we go get some sewer coffee, sewer cake, and Safeway ice cream?
I'm so sorry I ratted you out, but, you know, after two weeks down here, I'll truly understand the plight of the mutant people.
How dare you? You wanna understand something? Look at that lake. One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump, or a Zoidberg face!
[freaked-out] Urgh!
You want to know what it's like to be a mutant? Jump in and go for a swim.
I would, but I just ate a bunch of potato salad, so...
Yeah. That's what I thought. You are all surface.
[to his party guests] GET OUT! GET OUT! IT'S NOT FUN ANYMORE! I WANT TO BE ALONE!
Alone with meeeeeee?
I SAID "SCRAM", GRAPEY!
What goes DOWN, must back UP!
Something's wrong. It's way too quiet.
Like the deadly Prius.
Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966.
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