You can see how I lived before I met you.
You lived before you met me?!
Yeah, lots of people did.
Really?!
S4Jurassic Bark
CCrowd
What do we want?
Fry's dog!
CCrowd
When do we want it?
Fry's dog!
Bender, this has nothing to do with you.
That's impossible!
RPRobo-Puppy
Robo-Puppy commencing two hour yipping session.
[Robo-Puppy does so. Bender, frustrated, kicks it across the room where it hits the wall and falls to the ground]
RPRobo-Puppy
[as a siren begins to wail out] Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert! Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!
Pizza delivery for a Mr. Seymour Asses.
MMan
There's no one by that name here. Or anywhere. I hope that in time you realize what an idiot you've been.
I wouldn't count on that.
Acting like a moron won't solve anything.
Then all hope is lost!
Robo-Puppy, lick my cheek.
RPRobo-Puppy
Robo-Puppy preparing to lick cheek. [It's tongue comes out] Robo-Puppy commencing cheek-licking. Licking in progress. Licking complete.
Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.
Fry, what's wrong?
Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.
But that's a good thing. "Walkin' On Sunshine" sucks noodles.
I had Seymour 'till he was three. That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him... I'll never forget him...
[He picks up the fossil and looks into its apparent eyes]
But he forgot me a long, long time ago...
[He kisses his dog on the head, places him on the broken machine, casts a last look of good-bye, and leaves]
[frustrated, after members of the crew repeatedly attempt to jump into magma to save Bender, thus ignoring his warnings] Professor. Lava. Hot!!!!
S4Crimes of the Hot
I have ridden the mighty moon worm!
[All cheering]
Good for him!
My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book "Earth in the Balance," and the much more popular "Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth," we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards.
DWDark Wizard in the Audience
Sure, blame the wizards!
Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.
I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
TTruck
Calling all scientists, calling all scientists!
SScientist
I've got a degree in homeopathic healing!
TTruck
You've got a degree in baloney! [sprays him with water]
A billion robots' lives are going to be extinguished! Ooh, the Jedis are going to feel this one...
Look, I love life and all its pleasures as much as anyone... except perhaps you, Hedonismbot! But we need to be shut off... especially you, Hedonismbot!
HHedonismbot
I apologize for nothing!
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