OCOlympics Commentator
Barbados Slim takes an early lead. God, I hope he wins. What's this? Hermes Conrad is closing the gap. He's limbo-ed out of retirement and straight into my heart. I say go to hell, Barbados Slim!
S4Bend Her
My dreams are over before they began!
[happily] Welcome to my life! [starts crying]
Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals...
This outfit makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude?
Turn off that crap-o-rama! One mistake now, and Bender will be trapped forever between the already ill-defined robot sexes. [Uses a hammer and a chisel on Bender]
Well, Bender, I hope this has taught you a lesson about changing your sex to win five gold medals.
[Soft voice] It truly has. My romance with Calculon has shown me a lot about myself.
Almost done...
[Continuing in a soft voice] If only somehow, some way...he and I could drive to Vegas pick up some floozy-bots and void their warranties all night long! Whoo!
Yay, my buddy's home!
S4Obsoletely Fabulous
SSpeaker
Presenting the woman who "Mom"-opolizes the robot industry...
I get it!
SSpeaker
MOM!
Ohhh, now I get it!
Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot has Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available.
Like fun it is, you glass-headed wallaby!
No one calls me that! I'm having at you!
Wernstrom!
[They fight]
FKFarnsworth Killbot
Such senseless violence.
WKWernstrom Killbot
Come on, let's go for a paddle-boat ride.
[downgraded to wood] Behold, my hand crafted glory! The technological world can bite my splintery, wooden ass!
A working cartridge unit? You guys went obsolete years ago.
CUCartridge Unit
[inserts "snappy comeback" cartridge] Your mother.
R1Robot 1-X
[while hitting himself with a sledgehammer] Does Mr. Bender wish me to destroy myself?
I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!
Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
S4The Farnsworth Parabox
[caught in the middle of an experiment gone spectacularly wrong with an explosion and sparks]
Oh Lordy Lou, HELP! Buddha, Zeus, God! One of you guys do something! Help! Satan, you owe me!
B1Bender-1
This throws my entire perception of reality into question. Clone? Robot? Or long-lost twin? Taking all bets! I also offer video poker.
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