Turn off that crap-o-rama! One mistake now, and Bender will be trapped forever between the already ill-defined robot sexes. [Uses a hammer and a chisel on Bender]
Well, Bender, I hope this has taught you a lesson about changing your sex to win five gold medals.
[Soft voice] It truly has. My romance with Calculon has shown me a lot about myself.
Almost done...
[Continuing in a soft voice] If only somehow, some way...he and I could drive to Vegas pick up some floozy-bots and void their warranties all night long! Whoo!
Yay, my buddy's home!
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