Being a robot's great, but we don't have emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad. [sniffs]
S3Anthology of Interest II
Hey, my antenna's gone! [looks down] Nah, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it, though. Maybe if I wiggle it around a little...
Bender, no! You'll make God cry!
Whoa, you look better than you used to for some reason.
You're not so bad yourself, big boy. [kisses Bender]
Hey that felt great! [kisses the Professor] Nah, it's not working anymore.
Speak for yourself.
When did he die?
About twelve hours ago, when the party started.
But he just said "Woo!"
No, that was just air escaping from the folds of his fat. [pushes against Bender's fat]
Woo!
RNRichard Nixon's Head
Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention as I sign an historic peace accord with Ambassador Kong of Nintendu 64.
Hey, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey.
Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head!
MMario
Mamma Mia! The cruel meatball of war has rolled onto our laps and ruined our white pants of peace!
GCGeneral Colin Pac-Man
Quick to the escape tunnels!
[Fry and his friends follow Pac-Man into the Pac-Man maze "wakka wakkaing"]
PMPac-Man
This way, dammit!
[Zoidberg eats Pac-Dots]
Mmm, delicious! Just like stale marshmallows! [A cherry appears in front of him.] Ooh, and a cherry!
[Zoidberg eats cherry then charges towards Fry]
Hey! Watch out! [He gets eaten by Zoidberg]
Uh oh.
Oh, my God. He ate Fry. Fry is dead!
[Fry walks behind them]
Its OK. I had another guy.
PMPac-Man
Its working! Victory is assured! My retirement tomorrow will be all the sweeter.
[Pac-Man gets shot by a space invader, cause a chunk out of Pac-Man to fall off]
PMPac-Man
[screams] I'm hit! [sobs] So cold!
[Pac-Man dies by folding up & disappearing as Ms. Pac-Man comes in]
PMMs. Pac-Man
NOOOO!
Amy. Tend to the widow Pac-Man.
PMMs. Pac-Man
[crying] Wakka wakka wakka!
You are defeated. Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be.
Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
Why did you bring us here?
And why did I have to take a cab?
What do you nice kids want?
Nothing. I'm leaving. But if you had extra courage I'd haul it away for you, maybe.
Oh blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?
Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
S3Roswell That Ends Well
Your grandfather?! Stay away from him, you dim-witted monkey! You mustn't interfere with the past! Don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God, don't not do it!
For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!
But existing is basically all I do!
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