And until then, I can never die?
GBGypsy-Bot
Who said that? SURE you can die! [Pulls out big gun.] You want to die?!
No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
S2The Honking
[Leela welds Bender to the wall of his apartment.]
There, no rampaging for you tonight.
Wouldn't it make sense to weld everyone except me to the wall?
Just relax, Bender. Tomorrow we'll pry you down, have a nice breakfast, and then go hunt down and slaughter that ancient evil.
It'll be a rich, full day.
Well, good night. I'm gonna make all my meals for the next month and freeze them.
[upon seeing Bender in his were-car form about to kill Leela.] You jerk! I thought I was your best friend! What kind of two timing killmobile are you?
I can’t believe this. Bender’s supposed to murder his closest friend, which I thought was me. But he went straight for you. He didn’t even try to second degree murder me.
Could you give me some help? I think Bender crushed my foot.
Stop rubbing it in!
I was all of history's great robot actors: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespomat, David Duchovny!
Knightrider wasn't evil!
No, but his windshield wipers were. Didn't come up much in the show...
S2The Cryonic Woman
Fry? Is it really you?
I don’t know. Is it really you?
What do you mean you don’t know? Are you you or not?
Who wants to know?
Oh Fry, it is you!
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
Fry, why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?
It's a relief to meet you, Amy. I'm just having a hard time adjusting to all the strange stuff here in the future.
I'm from Mars.
[to a guy at the park] Care to donate to the Anti-Mugging You Fund?
We don't need to beg Bender, for God's sake we're not veterans.
Then what do you suggest? A daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
What's deathrolling?
BCBlack Child
It's like skateboarding.
PKPunk Kid
But half the time someone dies.
Oh. So it's a little safer than skateboarding.
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