My mother always said you were a loser, Fry. Now get out there and prove her wrong.
Beth said that?
S2The Cryonic Woman
I find this post-apocalyptic wasteland very confusing. Seriously, I'm weirded out.
That's because you're a loser. You were a loser in the year 2000 and you're a loser in the year 4000.
Yeah, but in the year 3000, I had it all; friends, a low-paying job, a bed in a robot's closet. I envied no man, but you wrecked everything!
Quit standing up for yourself, Fry!
So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?
You wish! You're in Los-Angeles!
But there was this gang of 10-year-olds with guns.
Exactly, you're in L.A.
But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other.
That's L.A. for you.
But the air is green and there's no sign of civilisation whatsoever.
He just won't stop with the social commentary.
And the people are all phoneys. No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it.
[last lines]
Can I have my old job back?
Why, I've forgotten why I haven't fired you.
Because he destroyed his business, his home and all his possessions!
Oh, that's right! Get lost! [pulls the lever and plants a floor trap on Fry]
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