The important thing is that we don't panic! There are rules for situations like this! Now, the first order of business is lunch. I suggest a nice Lobster Zoidberg. I mean, Lobster Newburg. I mean - Doctor Zoidberg.
S2The Deep South
What's so far-fetched about mermaids? There's all kinds of weird sea creatures here in the future, like Dr. Zoidberg!
This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository...
Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness or I'm drunk or I ate too much candy. Well I saw a real mermaid. And I wish for once my friends would have decency and kindness to believe me.
[whispers to Farnsworth] Ocean madness.
[Fry storms out]
He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.
Ahoy, mateys. I shanghaied us some hearthy grog. [he tries to drink it, but it just dissolves in the water] Arrgh, the laws of science be a harsh mistress.
Leela': Ah, the sun, the sea air, good friends...
Leela's right, fishing blows. What do we say we make it interesting? Everyone kick in five bucks.
[they all give Bender five bucks; he pockets the money]
Now, wasn't that interesting?
DDonovan
Atlanta was a city, landlocked, hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean. Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, that they moved offshore, becoming an island, and an even bigger delta hub. Until the city overdeveloped, and began to sink. Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away. Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the man who invented Coca Cola, the magician, and the other gods of our legends. Though gods they were - and also, Jane Fonda was there - the others chose to stay behind in their porches with their rifles, and in time evolved into mermaids, and sing and dance, and ring in the new...
Good Lord! That's over 5000 atmospheres of pressure!
How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one.
S2Bender Gets Made
SSupplicant
Please, Don-Bot... look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
DBDon-Bot
File not found.
DBDon-Bot
Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. [gives Joey and Clamps each a tank of gasoline] Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.
[With Brooklyn Accent] Uh, Donnie, baby. Youse guys skedaddle. Let me handle the doity wok.
DBDon-bot
Blotto, I like your style, and your latest accent.
Wow! I'm finally gonna see my favourite chef, TV's Elzar! Aww, this is the greatest nanosecond of my life! No, this one is! No, this one. Wait! That one was... slightly worse. Ah! So far so good on this one!
It's funny, Bender. With you sick and Leela blind, only I know what really went on out there. Maybe someday I'll tell you the whole story.
And maybe someday I won't listen.
I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated.
[The ship takes off, damaging the roof.]
[to Zoidberg] That's coming out of your pay!
[Zoidberg cries.]
It's the biggest Jamaican platter I've ever seen! Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork. Is there any meat this man can't jerk?
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