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Futurama · Season 1

Farnsworth, Zoidberg and others in “The Series Has Landed”

[Farnsworth and Fry are outside Dr. Zoidberg's office]

Now, Fry, before you go into space, you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you, though, he's a little unusual. [whispering] He wears sandals. [The door opens. Dr. Zoidberg, who is indeed wearing sandals, turns his head. Fry shrieks.] Dr. Zoidberg, this is Fry, the new delivery boy. He needs a physical.

Excellent, excellent. [He bends over and retrieves a medical tool.]

You'll be fine. [he leaves]

Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.

[Fry opens his mouth]

No, no, not that mouth.

I only have one.

Really? [he pulls a reference card from his top pocket, then looks at it]

Uh... is there a human doctor around?

[angrily] Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say [makes a bizarre gurgling noise]!

Uh... [clears throat, then very poorly imitates the noise Zoidberg had just made]

[even more angrily] What?! My mother was a SAINT! GET OUT!!!

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