There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?
Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?
Gutsy question. You're a shark.
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There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?
Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?
Gutsy question. You're a shark.
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
Switzerland is small and neutral! We're more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of will?
We haven't made a single delivery since you took over!
Delivery has nothing to do with the delivery business!
Hairgel?
No thanks. I make my own.
Everyone's fired and we're out of business! [the Planet Express crew protest] I'm going to sell Planet Express to Mom, so she can gut the company and eliminate us as competitors!
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, 'cause I don't want ass prints on my new door!
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