D.J., Stephanie and others in “I'm Not D.J.”

D.J.

Stephanie, your ears are infected.

Stephanie

Michelle. Ow. You promised you wouldn't tell.

I promise I wouldn't tell Dad. Does this look like Dad?

D.J.

Stephanie, did you pierce them at the mall after Dad told you no?

Stephanie

Of course not. I'm not that stupid.

She let Kimmy do it.

D.J.

What?! You let Kimmy punch a hole in your body? Why don't you just fall into a rusty nail? Stephanie, you have to tell Dad. He needs to take you to a doctor.

Stephanie

Oh no!

That's okay. If you don't yell, you get a lollipop. If you yell a lot, you get two.