Who's room is this? [mockingly] The rainbow brights'? Hmm?
Let's just do the assignment. [opens her binder] Okay, what did you do that was nice?
Well I, I didn't put bubble gum in anyone's chair.
[sarcastically] What a prince.
Oh, Stephanie.
Oh look. It's half a person.
You got a bad attitude.
What is it Michelle? We're studying.
You're in big trouble with Dad. Big big big big big big big big...
Okay! Okay, I get it. What'd I do?
You forgot to take the garbage out again.
Uh oh.
Dad said he'll deal with you later. Just thought you'd like to know.
Well I guess you're really in for it now, huh?
Yeah. That's twice this week. My dad's gonna flip out on me.
Well, you know what helps? Try thinking of a funny movie like, like Home Alone or Roger Rabbit. That's what I always do when I'm getting it.
Getting what?
Well, you know, when your dad's pounding you.
You mean hitting? [Charles nods] My dad never hits me. Does yours hit you?
No. Just, just, just forget it. Let, let's do the assignment.
But you said you always think of a funny movie. Do you get hit a lot?
Look, I didn't mean anything by it. Just forget it! Okay? Let's do the assignment.
Charles, you can trust me, I swear!
No, I don't care if you swear on your mother's life!
My mother is not alive.
Oh. I'm sorry. Mine's not alive either.
I'm sorry.
Look, the thing is, my dad does hit me sometimes. But it's my own fault for ticking him off. Boy did he really clock me last week.
You mean when you came to school with that black eye and you said you walked into a door?
Yeah. A door named Dad.
Maybe you should tell someone.
No. No! I, I can't tell anyone, and neither can you. What time is it?
[looks at her watch] 5:30.
I forgot to phone my dad and tell him I was gonna be late. He's gonna kill me! [packs his binder up] Gotta go, I gotta go!
But Charles!
Steph, you gotta swear to me. You can't tell anyone as long as you live, ever. You got it okay?
Okay. I swear. [Charles runs out of the room]
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