[as Danny's daughters enter with ice cream]
Daddy, could we talk to you?
Sure. I thought we were going out for ice cream.
We wanted to make sure we still liked it.
S1 E17Danny's Very First Date
S1 E18Just One of the Guys
DJD.J., Joey, and Jesse
[after scoring the first touchdown] IN YO' FACE!!
S1 E22D.J. Tanner's Day Off
Joseph and I must deal with your misconduct, young lady! [pause] “Misconduct”? “Young lady”? I really am turning into my father. If I start wearing a white belt and shoes to match, throw me down the stairs.
Daddy, take it easy. You’re hugging other people’s kids.
S2 E1Cutting It Close
Breakfast is ready. We're having pan... (sees Jesse's hair) ...cuts
(upon seeing Jesse's new haircut) You went from Eddie Van Halen to Pee-Wee Van Herman.
S2 E4D.J.'s Very First Horse
(D.J. has brought her horse inside the house)
How did...? Where did you...? How'd - help me out here.
I can explain.
No, no, wait. Don't tell me. You're walking by the supermarket, and some kid had a litter of these in a cardboard box. (calls out) Joey!
Jess, I am trying to put the baby to-- Horse? How did you...? Where did you...? How did it--?
My words exactly.
Oh, this is great. Danny's going to walk in here, see this horse and blame me for the whole thing. Do you know why? Because this is *very* funny.
(laughs)
Danny's gonna flip his gourd. We gotta get this horse out of here.
Well, how do we get him out?
We'll feed him, give him food. What does he eat?
Hay.
We don't have any hay.
Jess, you went to the market, and you didn't pick up any hay?
Don't get me in trouble. Hide the tail!
I'll tell you what, if you can keep this secret for two weeks, I'll let you own part of the horse.
Which part do I get?
The tail.
My very own tail?
S2 E6Beach Boy Bingo
I am stoked! Whatever that means.
S2 E7Joey Gets Tough
You watch Wake Up, San Francisco because it's nice, and easy. Well this morning, I had a little too much coffee, so we're gonna do it nice... and rough.
S2 E11A Little Romance
NNick
(to Rebecca after she paid seventeen hundred dollars for Jesse in a date auction.) You know you could've had him for free.
S2 E12Fogged In
[Jesse enters his room where D.J. is recording her own version of "The Locomotion"]
What are you doing?
The Locomotion.
[Jesse looks closely at the tape]
Where'd you get this tape?
It was in there.
Oh, no. [rewinds the tape] Please, tell me you didn't tape over my Casa de Pancakes jingle.
[after he's finished rewinding, he plays the recording on the tape of "The Locomotion", then to the end of...]
JJJesse and Joey
[on recording] Casa de Pancakes. OLE!
[Jesse disappointedly stops the tape]
I can't believe it! It's gone! You guys destroyed it! Now I'm gonna hafta do the whole thing over again.
What happened?
Aw, they messed up my jingle tape. Joey's goin' away. I'm gonna hafta do this whole thing over again.
Don'tcha think you're overreacting?
Overreacting? You think I'm overreacting?! I'm not overreacting! Okay?! I had this all worked out! I spent the whole night doin' it! Now my whole life is ruined! Okay. Now, I'm overreacting.
Jess, ya lost your temper again. Huh?
Well, she shouldn't be in here-- [sighs] Ah, I'm just tired. I lost my cool. I did come down on her pretty hard. Didn't I? She'll be okay?
I think you better straighten this out.
Yeah. All right. I know just how to handle this.
Good. Jesse?
Huh?
D'you need a hug?
Haven't I been through enough?
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