(D.J. has brought her horse inside the house)
How did...? Where did you...? How'd - help me out here.
No, no, wait. Don't tell me. You're walking by the supermarket, and some kid had a litter of these in a cardboard box. (calls out) Joey!
Jess, I am trying to put the baby to-- Horse? How did you...? Where did you...? How did it--?
Oh, this is great. Danny's going to walk in here, see this horse and blame me for the whole thing. Do you know why? Because this is *very* funny.
(laughs)
Danny's gonna flip his gourd. We gotta get this horse out of here.
Well, how do we get him out?
We'll feed him, give him food. What does he eat?
Jess, you went to the market, and you didn't pick up any hay?
Don't get me in trouble. Hide the tail!
I'll tell you what, if you can keep this secret for two weeks, I'll let you own part of the horse.
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